"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
~ Erin Hunter
Obama was the 3rd man on the grassy knoll.
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (October 26, 2017 at 1:52 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:(October 26, 2017 at 6:59 am)Brian37 Wrote: Oh shut the fu up. We all know you did it, you destroyed Tokyo too. I've seen those documentaries. 192.1 meter tall mutant fire-breathing lizard thingy, please. (October 26, 2017 at 2:06 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(October 26, 2017 at 1:52 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Sir, That is a different 'Zilla" not all 100ft mutated lizards are the same you know, racist. Green people are all lizards. Atheists barbecue kittens. Muslims blow shit up. Catholics molest kids. Jews are cheapskates. Rednecks are all conservative "Deliverance" anal sex lovers. Hindus all work at 7-11. Buddhist love Yoda but wont admit it. All Japanese and Chinese And Koreans can physically kick everyone's ass. All black people love sports, and belong to gangs. All Mexicans are rapists and belong to gangs. The only decent people in this world are ABBA fans. (Note to self: Did I think this or type it?) DON'T LIE TO ME GODZILLA, I have documentary video!
It's not my actual roar unless the music kicks in immediately after.
There are no conspiracies, folks. If you continue to erroneously insist that conspiracies exist, simply contact us and we will be happy to send one of our friendly, helpful representatives round to your home to show you the error of your ways. Thank you.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(October 26, 2017 at 2:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There are no conspiracies, folks. If you continue to erroneously insist that conspiracies exist, simply contact us and we will be happy to send one of our friendly, helpful representatives round to your home to show you the error of your ways. Thank you. I just fucking posted documentary video of a GIANT LIZARD! TWO POSTS UP MO FO! Obama sank the Titanic too DAMN IT! Did I mention I am dating Angelina Jolie? OK, who the fuck erased my hard drive? I had video of us together. (October 26, 2017 at 2:29 pm)Brian37 Wrote: DON'T LIE TO ME GODZILLA, I have documentary video! Now I'm singing that in my head, to the tune of "Don't cry for me Argentina". I'm weird like that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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