The Dolphins didn't just get beat, they got abused, raped, molested. They're in the police station showing a shrink where on the doll the Raven's touched them.

CSI showed up to the crime scene and said, "We cant arrest, we have no body, not even DNA."

Edgar Allen Poe was like, "Damn man, and I thought my Raven was evil".

I don't understand why, but for years the Dolphins have been fucking me -- in pick 'em leagues, on sports book bets, in general.

I pick them, and they lose. I pick against them, and they show up. I loathe that franchise.

I just lost a bet with my Redneck friend John. It is a side bet unrelated to the rules of this thread. 

If the Redskins beat Dallas he'd post an ABBA video on his Facebook page. If Dallas won, well which is what happened, I'd post a country song on my Facebook page. Here is the country song he sent me.

I was at the Patriots game today in amazing seats thanks to my company. First game I've ever gone to and it was awesome!!!

(October 29, 2017 at 8:22 pm)Tiberius Wrote: I was at the Patriots game today in amazing seats thanks to my company. First game I've ever gone to and it was awesome!!!

Be glad you didn't actually have to pay for them. 

I had John(Rubber Ducky) check on ticket prices for next year's Redskins/Dallas game in Dallas because I plan on visiting him In Oklahoma, and was thinking about driving to Dallas,  and I wanted to go to a game there, next year. ONE ticket for lower deck was $500 bucks. No way I am paying $1,000 bucks to stand for 3 hours. 

I love the sport, but like everything else shit is getting way out of hand as far as prices.

I paid for tickets in a few weeks at the Dolphins game and they cost $250 each. Was still excessive but at the time I didn't know I'd be getting free tickets heh.

You paid for tickets to a Dolphins game?!

Dolphins @ Patriots. They were the cheapest tickets I could get.

Also, Joods is one win away from the first ever perfect week in pick'em league!

(October 27, 2017 at 9:39 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: I don't understand why, but for years the Dolphins have been fucking me -- in pick 'em leagues, on sports book bets, in general.

I pick them, and they lose. I pick against them, and they show up. I loathe that franchise.

Don't feel too bad. The Panthers have fucked me for 6 straight weeks.

SB50 karma, I guess.