It wasn't really that funny though.

Yeah, not a knee slapper but pretty light hearted, not at all graphic. I just don't see the problem other than the choice of forum. New member. Not a huge deal I wouldn't think.

Yeah, I'm calling Poe. Disappoint me.

(November 19, 2017 at 9:32 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Did that turn sex into a busman's holiday?

You would think so but I once met a real gynecologist whom bragged to me that he was the gynecologist of a famous actress I won't name. That is just wrong!

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(November 19, 2017 at 11:10 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: It wasn't really that funny though.

"Not that funny?" I think it is a guy and doll humor thing such as: why do ALL guys think that Dumb and Dumber is a hilarious movie and we often quote it: "So your saying there's a chance?"

Yet dolls think it is completely stupid and would prefer to hang themselves then to ever be subjected to it again.

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(November 19, 2017 at 9:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: In life sciences?

Last I checked, Gynecology is a life science. Ok, ok, I'll go back to my cave in humor--GEEZ!

(November 20, 2017 at 12:43 am)Haipule Wrote:

(November 19, 2017 at 9:32 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Did that turn sex into a busman's holiday?

You would think so but I once met a real gynecologist whom bragged to me that he was the gynecologist of a famous actress I won't name. That is just wrong!

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(November 19, 2017 at 11:10 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: It wasn't really that funny though.

"Not that funny?" I think it is a guy and doll humor thing such as: why do ALL guys think that Dumb and Dumber is a hilarious movie and we often quote it: "So your saying there's a chance?"

Yet dolls think it is completely stupid and would prefer to hang themselves then to ever be subjected to it again.

"Dumb and Dumber" is fucking stupid. Some guys quote it for comic relief, but that's from a mocking standpoint. Unless, of course, they are dumb shits to begin with.

(November 19, 2017 at 9:57 pm)chimp3 Wrote:

(November 19, 2017 at 9:10 pm)Haipule Wrote: I used to be a gynecologist. However, I lost my license to practice because of what they deemed, "inappropriate behavior".

When you're doing a gynecology exam, you don't want silence because of slurpie noises and the occasional queef. They suggested, in school, that we all hum or whistle tunes. My "go to" tune was the theme song to the TV show Kung Fu(that's right--I know Kung Fu!).

They did warn against the theme song to The Andy Griffith Show because of the 'cat call' at the beginning of the tune.

One of my colleges was reprimanded for humming the Oscar Meyer wiener jingle.

I, however, committed the greatest sin of all...Leave it to Beaver!

You owe an apology to every woman that has ever had cervical cancer. You may be an atheist but I do not claim you as one of my own! Grow up, troll!

I apologize to every woman that has ever had cervical cancer. I am a Christian so you need not claim me. And, I REFUSE to grow up!

(November 20, 2017 at 12:43 am)Haipule Wrote:

(November 19, 2017 at 9:32 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Did that turn sex into a busman's holiday?

You would think so but I once met a real gynecologist whom bragged to me that he was the gynecologist of a famous actress I won't name. That is just wrong!

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(November 19, 2017 at 11:10 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: It wasn't really that funny though.

"Not that funny?" I think it is a guy and doll humor thing such as: why do ALL guys think that Dumb and Dumber is a hilarious movie and we often quote it: "So your saying there's a chance?"

Yet dolls think it is completely stupid and would prefer to hang themselves then to ever be subjected to it again.

Dude, are you kidding?  Dumb and Dumber is one of the best movies of all time!

(November 19, 2017 at 9:10 pm)Haipule Wrote: When you're doing a gynecology exam, you don't want silence because of slurpie noises and the occasional queef.

. . . are you Canadian? Were you checking for cysts?

I had to look up queef.
I suppose it's easier than saying pussy fart.

"Queef" . . . Eddie Murphy's least favorite word (his favorite word is cunnilingus, lol. (Likewise Robin Williams favorite word is "pussy" and least favorite word is "cunt". Personally, "cunt" might be my favorite word when it's used to mean "vagina" rather than "a bad person". It's sexy)) .

Personally I'm not a fan of "categorically" (although I do use it sometimes, I guess) as people often add that to a statement as if it makes their statement more true or more believable. I guess I dislike how it's informally often used incorrectly. It's used as if it's just meant for emphasis.

I'm the same with the word "chronic". People often use "chronic" to mean "really bad" when that's not what it actually means.

Or "psychotic" . . . people use it to mean "crazy" when that's not what it actually means.

Or "literally" . . . when people use it to mean not actually "literally".

I guess these words are fine in themselves, I don't really have any words I don't like, but I feel irked when they're so frequently misused.