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Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
#21
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
Congrats
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#22
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
OMG what a surprise!
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#23
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
I was only gone overnight.

And this is what happens!

What would have happened if I'd been gone a week?

Seriously, though, welcome aboard, Captain J a c k!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#24
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
I hope you enjoy being a mod, Ivy.
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#25
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
(May 7, 2018 at 3:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was only gone overnight.

And this is what happens!

What would have happened if I'd been gone a week?

Seriously, though, welcome aboard, Captain J a c k!


Captain Jack, Sir.  I hear she has been made sergeant of mods.  How are your boot blacking skills?  I'm asking for a friend .. in high places.
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#26
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(May 7, 2018 at 9:39 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Captain Jack, Sir.  I hear she has been made sergeant of mods.  How are your boot blacking skills?  I'm asking for a friend .. in high places.

Shhhhhhh.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#27
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
(May 7, 2018 at 9:43 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 9:39 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Captain Jack, Sir.  I hear she has been made sergeant of mods.  How are your boot blacking skills?  I'm asking for a friend .. in high places.

Shhhhhhh.

Are you leaking?

We've told Jack she gets to clean the staff jacuzzi.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#28
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
(May 7, 2018 at 9:39 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 3:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was only gone overnight.

And this is what happens!

What would have happened if I'd been gone a week?

Seriously, though, welcome aboard, Captain J a c k!


Captain Jack, Sir.  I hear she has been made sergeant of mods.  How are your boot blacking skills?  I'm asking for a friend .. in high places.

I'm not calling ANYONE sir.

Unless it's spelled cur...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#29
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
(May 7, 2018 at 10:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 9:43 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Shhhhhhh.

Are you leaking?

We've told Jack she gets to clean the staff jacuzzi.

Why are there tiny curly hairs floating in the jacuzzi? I need to know these things. This wasn’t in the job description.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#30
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
Jack, oh my gahhhhh!!! Congratulations! I love it! 😘
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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