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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 5:09 pm
(September 5, 2018 at 5:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: (September 5, 2018 at 4:44 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: It must have been a finicky, over indulged millennial lion that can rifle through a cart full of reasonably fresh meat and say, “mah, nothing to eat”.
I think traditional value need to be reasserted or I dispair for the future of lion kind.
Perhaps he was a vegan?
Lions should be encouraged to eat vegans. But who really wants to eat bony people who taste like tofu??
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 5:26 pm
(September 5, 2018 at 5:12 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (September 5, 2018 at 5:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Lions should be encouraged to eat vegans. But who really wants to eat bony people who taste like tofu??
I saw a recipe for tofu pudding.
Did it involve mincing vegans?
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 5:34 pm
(September 5, 2018 at 5:28 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: (September 5, 2018 at 5:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Did it involve mincing vegans?
Depends. Are you using 'mincing' as a verb or as an adjective?
Whichever ends up with vegan mince and one less vegan in the world.
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 7:26 pm
*cough* Meals on Wheels *cough*
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