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Happy VD!
#11
RE: Happy VD!
(November 11, 2018 at 2:17 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(November 11, 2018 at 12:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Thank you for your service, veterans.

Thank you for your cervix, women.

There seems to be an obsession here...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#12
RE: Happy VD!
(November 11, 2018 at 2:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 11, 2018 at 2:17 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Thank you for your cervix, women.

There seems to be an obsession here...

Fine line between 'obsession' and 'hobby'.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#13
RE: Happy VD!
(November 11, 2018 at 3:13 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 11, 2018 at 2:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: There seems to be an obsession here...

Fine line between 'obsession' and 'hobby'.

Boru
Or vocation....



" I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening" - George Carlin
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#14
RE: Happy VD!
(November 11, 2018 at 2:40 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: Before my last surgery a nurse called to go over my medical history with me.  She used all kinds of abbreviations from past histories.  I kept having to stop her and ask what that stood for.  Then she got to one and asked ME what it stood for.  FTVD.   What the fuck?  DamnifIknow.  I asked what it was dated.  She said it wasn't.  (Seriously?)  So we agreed to skip it while I thought about it.  I expressed that it was disturbing and I'd never had any kind of VD.  So we went over the rest and while she was checking my meds I googled it.

Full. Term. Vaginal. Delivery.    (In 1979.)

Seriously.  Come on people.


I would have guessed Full Throated Venereal Disease.  Glad for you that it wasn't that.
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