"If you want a lost puppy to save, which atheists are not, please press #1. If you are a science denier, please press #2. If you use science to point to your deity, please press #3. If you are an asshole bigot whom uses your religion to be a dick to others, please press #4. If you like falsely paying victim when you are not, please press #5. All other inquires please hold, and your nonsense will be addressed in the order in which it was received."

Sorry, wrong number. I was just trying to order a large capricciosa with a free 1L diet coke

<pressing #0 furiously>
Operator....operator

<keeps pressing>
Agent...Agent...Agent!

Wtf....I want to speak to a person, godammnit!

(April 18, 2019 at 11:17 pm)Thena323 Wrote: <pressing #0 furiously>
Operator....operator

<keeps pressing>
Agent...Agent...Agent!

Wtf....I want to speak to a person, godammnit!

Just keep repeating "HUMAN!!!" until you get one.

(April 19, 2019 at 8:22 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:

(April 18, 2019 at 11:17 pm)Thena323 Wrote: <pressing #0 furiously>
Operator....operator

<keeps pressing>
Agent...Agent...Agent!

Wtf....I want to speak to a person, godammnit!

Just keep repeating "HUMAN!!!" until you get one.

 Hours later after the suicide inducing MUSAK,  you finally get a human,  "Hi, my name is Brian, this call is being recorded for quality control and training purposes. What mythology would you like to have debunked?"

I'm retired and my time is more valuable than that.

(April 19, 2019 at 8:31 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I'm retired and my time is more valuable than that.

That's fine, this service makes robo calls and we also knock on doors like JWs.