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Ask an atheist hotline.
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Ask an atheist hotline.
April 18, 2019 at 2:53 pm (This post was last modified: April 18, 2019 at 3:15 pm by Jackie.)
"If you want a lost puppy to save, which atheists are not, please press #1. If you are a science denier, please press #2. If you use science to point to your deity, please press #3. If you are an asshole bigot whom uses your religion to be a dick to others, please press #4. If you like falsely paying victim when you are not, please press #5. All other inquires please hold, and your nonsense will be addressed in the order in which it was received."
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RE: Ask an atheist hotline.
April 18, 2019 at 7:47 pm
Sorry, wrong number. I was just trying to order a large capricciosa with a free 1L diet coke Dunno
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RE: Ask an atheist hotline.
April 18, 2019 at 11:17 pm
<pressing #0 furiously>
Operator....operator

<keeps pressing>
Agent...Agent...Agent!

Wtf....I want to speak to a person, godammnit!
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RE: Ask an atheist hotline.
April 19, 2019 at 8:22 am
(April 18, 2019 at 11:17 pm)Thena323 Wrote: <pressing #0 furiously>
Operator....operator

<keeps pressing>
Agent...Agent...Agent!

Wtf....I want to speak to a person, godammnit!

Just keep repeating "HUMAN!!!" until you get one.
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RE: Ask an atheist hotline.
April 19, 2019 at 8:25 am (This post was last modified: April 19, 2019 at 8:26 am by Jackie.)
(April 19, 2019 at 8:22 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 18, 2019 at 11:17 pm)Thena323 Wrote: <pressing #0 furiously>
Operator....operator

<keeps pressing>
Agent...Agent...Agent!

Wtf....I want to speak to a person, godammnit!

Just keep repeating "HUMAN!!!" until you get one.

 Hours later after the suicide inducing MUSAK,  you finally get a human,  "Hi, my name is Brian, this call is being recorded for quality control and training purposes. What mythology would you like to have debunked?"
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RE: Ask an atheist hotline.
April 19, 2019 at 8:31 am
I'm retired and my time is more valuable than that.
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RE: Ask an atheist hotline.
April 19, 2019 at 8:34 am
(April 19, 2019 at 8:31 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I'm retired and my time is more valuable than that.

That's fine, this service makes robo calls and we also knock on doors like JWs.
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