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TIL
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TIL
Please post things you learned today! (Preferably things that aren’t actually true, or things that are true but really stupid)

Today I learned
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Today I learned that most baked goods are improved by the addition of a good dollop of mayonnaise (for realsies).

Today I also learned that 'Die Hard' wasn't originally a Christmas film. The script was changed by Constantine in 336 to align it with the Sol Invictus festival (not for realsies).

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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What does "TIL" mean? OH! Things I Learned!

I just found out that the Reptilian Overlords have schemed to put the chump in the White House in order to encourage consumption of fast food, which causes certain types of dementia brainage that is palatable to them. What? "Brainage" is a neologism! Dodgy
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Quote:What? "Brainage" is a neologism!

A doctor once told me I had drain bamage, but I didn't believe him. ('Brainage' is also a portmanteau.  I like when words work hard like that)

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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(May 4, 2019 at 11:12 pm)Losty Wrote: [Image: 35585-B80-C025-43-A8-B759-4-E18-E94-BB037.jpg]

Looks like this one is going to be a chest burster.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(May 5, 2019 at 9:45 am)Fireball Wrote:
(May 4, 2019 at 11:12 pm)Losty Wrote: [Image: 35585-B80-C025-43-A8-B759-4-E18-E94-BB037.jpg]

Looks like this one is going to be a chest burster.

Naw, it'll be fine. Apparently she has the same stretching power as Mr. Fantastic.
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(May 4, 2019 at 11:12 pm)PLosty Wrote: [Image: 35585-B80-C025-43-A8-B759-4-E18-E94-BB037.jpg]

Is that Elastigirl's sonogram at 25 months?
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(May 4, 2019 at 11:12 pm)Losty Wrote: [Image: 35585-B80-C025-43-A8-B759-4-E18-E94-BB037.jpg]
I guess that explains why your thighs plump up during late pregnancy...they are filled with baby legs.

Holy hell...who was this illustrator?  So bad...just bad.
  
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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