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TIL
May 4, 2019 at 7:21 pm
Please post things you learned today! (Preferably things that aren’t actually true, or things that are true but really stupid)

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RE: TIL
May 4, 2019 at 9:13 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2019 at 9:16 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Today I learned that most baked goods are improved by the addition of a good dollop of mayonnaise (for realsies).

Today I also learned that 'Die Hard' wasn't originally a Christmas film. The script was changed by Constantine in 336 to align it with the Sol Invictus festival (not for realsies).

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RE: TIL
May 4, 2019 at 9:46 pm
What does "TIL" mean? OH! Things I Learned!

I just found out that the Reptilian Overlords have schemed to put the chump in the White House in order to encourage consumption of fast food, which causes certain types of dementia brainage that is palatable to them. What? "Brainage" is a neologism! Dodgy
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RE: TIL
May 4, 2019 at 10:26 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2019 at 10:26 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Quote:What? "Brainage" is a neologism!

A doctor once told me I had drain bamage, but I didn't believe him. ('Brainage' is also a portmanteau.  I like when words work hard like that)

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May 4, 2019 at 11:12 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: TIL
May 5, 2019 at 9:45 am
(May 4, 2019 at 11:12 pm)Losty Wrote: [Image: 35585-B80-C025-43-A8-B759-4-E18-E94-BB037.jpg]

Looks like this one is going to be a chest burster.
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RE: TIL
May 5, 2019 at 9:56 am
(May 5, 2019 at 9:45 am)Fireball Wrote:
(May 4, 2019 at 11:12 pm)Losty Wrote: [Image: 35585-B80-C025-43-A8-B759-4-E18-E94-BB037.jpg]

Looks like this one is going to be a chest burster.

Naw, it'll be fine. Apparently she has the same stretching power as Mr. Fantastic.
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RE: TIL
May 5, 2019 at 10:22 am
(May 4, 2019 at 11:12 pm)PLosty Wrote: [Image: 35585-B80-C025-43-A8-B759-4-E18-E94-BB037.jpg]

Is that Elastigirl's sonogram at 25 months?
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RE: TIL
May 5, 2019 at 10:57 am
(May 4, 2019 at 11:12 pm)Losty Wrote: [Image: 35585-B80-C025-43-A8-B759-4-E18-E94-BB037.jpg]
I guess that explains why your thighs plump up during late pregnancy...they are filled with baby legs.

Holy hell...who was this illustrator?  So bad...just bad.
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May 5, 2019 at 3:44 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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