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Chipmunk Jihad
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Chipmunk Jihad
May 29, 2019 at 6:40 pm
I'm going to war. I've been invaded.

Guns loaded, boobytraps and chemical warfare are all authorized. ( birdshot in the 22 LR, rat traps and D- con)...

The little bastards chewed a home in the eaves and are scampering around inside the wall.

I'll post body counts...

Fur is going to fly.

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RE: Chipmunk Jihad
May 29, 2019 at 6:43 pm
Going to war with Chip and Dale?

Just be sure it doesn't escalate and get Mickey involved...

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RE: Chipmunk Jihad
May 29, 2019 at 6:57 pm
When I was a kid in Boston  we lived in a 100+ year old tenement apartment. My Dad told us the noisy creatures scurrying behind the plaster and lathe walls were squirrels. They were not. They were rats. I am surprised to hear you have Chipmunks. I bet they could make a mess. Busy little critters!
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RE: Chipmunk Jihad
May 29, 2019 at 9:24 pm
I once had squirrels enter my crawlspace through the roof. They can noisy, destructive little fuckers.

I called a pest control service and they put a few squirrel traps up there. It went silent a few days later.
My noise and potential wire damage problems were solved.

So was the question of "What's for dinner?". Tongue
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RE: Chipmunk Jihad
May 29, 2019 at 9:42 pm
(May 29, 2019 at 9:24 pm)Athene Wrote: I once had squirrels enter my crawlspace through the roof. They can noisy, destructive little fuckers.

I called a pest control service and they put a few squirrel traps up there. It went silent a few days later.
My noise and potential wire damage problems were solved.

So was the question of "What's for dinner?". Tongue

Also works with noisy neighbours...

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RE: Chipmunk Jihad
May 29, 2019 at 9:45 pm (This post was last modified: May 29, 2019 at 10:04 pm by Anomalocaris.)
I don’t remember any noisy neighbors.   Perhaps it is the next street you remembered.
(May 29, 2019 at 6:40 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I'm going to war. I've been invaded.

Guns loaded, boobytraps and chemical warfare are all authorized. ( birdshot in the 22 LR, rat traps and D- con)...

The little bastards chewed a home in the eaves and are scampering around inside the wall.

I'll post body counts...

Fur is going to fly.

Mad

To truly wage a proper jihad against the chipmunks, you will need to strap on an explosive vest,  walk under the eaves, wave to the chipmunks, then determinate the best.   Anything else will show insufficient faith.
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RE: Chipmunk Jihad
May 30, 2019 at 4:37 am
(May 29, 2019 at 9:45 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: I don’t remember any noisy neighbors.   Perhaps it is the next street you remembered.
(May 29, 2019 at 6:40 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I'm going to war. I've been invaded.

Guns loaded, boobytraps and chemical warfare are all authorized. ( birdshot in the 22 LR, rat traps and D- con)...

The little bastards chewed a home in the eaves and are scampering around inside the wall.

I'll post body counts...

Fur is going to fly.

Mad

To truly wage a proper jihad against the chipmunks, you will need to strap on an explosive vest,  walk under the eaves, wave to the chipmunks, then determinate the best.   Anything else will show insufficient faith.

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RE: Chipmunk Jihad
May 30, 2019 at 7:14 am
Is  ALVIN!, your war cry? 
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RE: Chipmunk Jihad
May 30, 2019 at 8:34 am
it's illegal to poison squirrels here, but you can shoot them all year long. I prefer slingshots to guns within the community though.
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RE: Chipmunk Jihad
May 30, 2019 at 8:35 am
Don't you have any trained weasels or bull snakes?
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