I always thought it would be fun to attend one of the Pentecostal churches - and when they start rolling on the floor - jump on them pin them down and call 911 and report a patient having a seizure.......

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I recently deconverted my boyfriend. It's a beautiful thing. Welcome!

(July 16, 2019 at 3:13 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I always thought it would be fun to attend one of the Pentecostal churches - and when they start rolling on the floor - jump on them pin them down and call 911 and report a patient having a seizure.......

I've been to Pentacostal churches on more than one occasion. I never did "get it". It was a little spooky.

My grandmother was Pentacostal. I remember going to church with her when I was a kid and people were 'fainting'. When I asked my grandmother what happened, she said the holy spirit got into them. Being a little kid, I thought that these people were dying (not just fainting) and that explanation told me that there was some ghost going through the church and killing people. I didn't understand why we weren't running the F^%$ out of there!

Welcome!

Welcome Woof.

Being a christian must have been rrrrruff.

Edit: I couldn't find kingter mites in my entomology book.

(July 16, 2019 at 3:41 pm)wyzas Wrote: Welcome Woof.

Being a christian must have been rrrrruff.

Edit: I couldn't find kingter mites in my entomology book.

Did your entomology book cover non-Earth species? Just checking.

(July 16, 2019 at 3:22 pm)kingtermite Wrote:

(July 16, 2019 at 3:13 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I always thought it would be fun to attend one of the Pentecostal churches - and when they start rolling on the floor - jump on them pin them down and call 911 and report a patient having a seizure.......

I've been to Pentacostal churches on more than one occasion. I never did "get it". It was a little spooky.

My grandmother was Pentacostal. I remember going to church with her when I was a kid and people were 'fainting'. When I asked my grandmother what happened, she said the holy spirit got into them. Being a little kid, I thought that these people were dying (nojust fainting) and that explanation told me that there was some ghost going through the church and killing people. I didn't understand why we weren't running the F^%$ out of there!

Lol.

Casper the unfriendly ghost, eh?

(July 16, 2019 at 4:04 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Lol.

Casper the unfriendly ghost, eh?

Doesn't seem to friendly does he?

(July 16, 2019 at 4:09 pm)kingtermite Wrote:

(July 16, 2019 at 4:04 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Lol.

Casper the unfriendly ghost, eh?

Doesn't seem to friendly does he?

Remember: if they don’t die it’s a miracle. If they do die god wants them with him.

Welcome!