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Trump wants to nuke hurricanes!
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RE: Trump wants to nuke hurricanes!
August 26, 2019 at 5:42 pm
(This post was last modified: August 26, 2019 at 5:45 pm by Anomalocaris.)
Just so our champion of good old American coal power knows what to aim for, if all the known coal reserves in the US is all fully burned, The energy released would be broadly comparable to those released during one single average Atlantic hurricane season.
Somehow we feel we are prepared to stand our technological strength against energy of the sun as manifested by those captured by the climate and that we have little to fear from a small perturbation in weather. (August 26, 2019 at 5:27 pm)Nomad Wrote:(August 26, 2019 at 4:53 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What if we reverse the polarity of the neutron flow? Would that help? I am for directing a tachyion field at the hurricane......or the nukes, whatever works.
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Obviously the real answer to hurricanes is building a giant wall that's wind and water proof, around the southern and eastern coast. Big enough, and thick enough, to repel them. Just strip down the Appalachian mountains, and use that to build the great wall of America.
I do projects like that sometimes. Then again, it's easier to do in Minecraft, than it is in real life...
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (August 27, 2019 at 12:44 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Obviously the real answer to hurricanes is building a giant wall that's wind and water proof, around the southern and eastern coast. Big enough, and thick enough, to repel them. Just strip down the Appalachian mountains, and use that to build the great wall of America. All we need is for someone to send a spare continent our way, and continent to continent collision and the resulting mountain building will raise just such a hurricane proof wall! No Indian ocean cyclones ever troubled Tibet!
I get it. That's why Trump wants to buy Greenland! But is that landmass enough?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (August 27, 2019 at 12:44 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Obviously the real answer to hurricanes is building a giant wall that's wind and water proof, around the southern and eastern coast. Big enough, and thick enough, to repel them. Just strip down the Appalachian mountains, and use that to build the great wall of America. Don't most hurricanes begin forming off the coast of Africa? Can we get Africa to pay for the wall? (August 27, 2019 at 1:04 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(August 27, 2019 at 12:44 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Obviously the real answer to hurricanes is building a giant wall that's wind and water proof, around the southern and eastern coast. Big enough, and thick enough, to repel them. Just strip down the Appalachian mountains, and use that to build the great wall of America. Yeah, but you know, those shithole countries will just turn dead beat. Maybe if we impose tariffs on them and use that to pay for the wall |
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