Mine is called Brian. Go figure. The thought occurred to me that I should buy some wooden plaques and penis rings and mount them on the wall like trophies.
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I named my penis today.
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It's probably a good idea to name your dick.
Do you want a stranger doing all your thinking for you?
Nice to meet you, today.
(September 2, 2020 at 4:55 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Mine is called Brian. Go figure. The thought occurred to me that I should buy some wooden plaques and penis rings and mount them on the wall like trophies. I’m flattered! Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I should name the girls.
Lefty is definitely "Killer".
Dying to live, living to die.
(September 2, 2020 at 7:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I should name the girls. Here's hoping that it is a misnomer.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
I never named my penis, but at my age it looks like an old pensioner.
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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