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I'm thinking of pursuing a career in martial arts.
#21
RE: I'm thinking of pursuing a career in martial arts.
(October 24, 2022 at 3:17 pm)Gentle_Idiot Wrote:
(October 24, 2022 at 3:14 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I am thinking you know nothing about the Martial Arts.  If you did, you would know that it's not about how much testosterone a person has.

Also, pondering the fact that a couple mouse clicks would rid the forum of you.

Oh cool. It's all about skills then. Awesome. Listen, my darling punk-rock babe, why don't we pit Manny Malnourished Pacquiao against a prime Brock Lesnar. Lesnar's fighting skills are garbage compared to Pacquiao. Let's see how that goes. Listen girl, here's a quote from Ando from the original Baki the Grappler anime...

"Almost all fights are won by those who can eat the most!"

Listen girl.... Hilarious
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#22
RE: I'm thinking of pursuing a career in martial arts.
So you're going to learn about martial arts so you can teach it?

You should probably do it for a bit first then decide.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#23
RE: I'm thinking of pursuing a career in martial arts.
(October 24, 2022 at 3:03 pm)Gentle_Idiot Wrote:
(October 24, 2022 at 2:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My missus would LOVE to be his martial arts instructor. For a minute or so.

Boru

Are you stupid or something? She doesn't have enough testosterone to fight me off. And if she is hot enough for you to propose to her in the first place, I will be more than motivated to enjoy her physical beauty for that sparring session whether she likes it or not, assuming I live in a world where laws don't exist.

My friend, I told you I was a natural born powerlifter. And if it's just me and her, then her and her sexy body will be mine for that afternoon. You idiot.

She’d break you without breaking a sweat.

God, I love internet tough guys.   Hilarious

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#24
RE: I'm thinking of pursuing a career in martial arts.
(October 24, 2022 at 3:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 24, 2022 at 3:03 pm)Gentle_Idiot Wrote: Are you stupid or something? She doesn't have enough testosterone to fight me off. And if she is hot enough for you to propose to her in the first place, I will be more than motivated to enjoy her physical beauty for that sparring session whether she likes it or not, assuming I live in a world where laws don't exist.

My friend, I told you I was a natural born powerlifter. And if it's just me and her, then her and her sexy body will be mine for that afternoon. You idiot.

She’d break you without breaking a sweat.

God, I love internet tough guys.   Hilarious

Boru

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I could've easily gone for a second rep here. My best was 415 pounds for that type of squat. 445 if I switch to a more hip-dominant squat.

My best bench press was 275 pounds, best deadlift was 455.
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#25
RE: I'm thinking of pursuing a career in martial arts.
(October 24, 2022 at 3:03 pm)Gentle_Idiot Wrote:
(October 24, 2022 at 2:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My missus would LOVE to be his martial arts instructor. For a minute or so.

Boru

Are you stupid or something? She doesn't have enough testosterone to fight me off. And if she is hot enough for you to propose to her in the first place, I will be more than motivated to enjoy her physical beauty for that sparring session whether she likes it or not, assuming I live in a world where laws don't exist.

My friend, I told you I was a natural born powerlifter. And if it's just me and her, then her and her sexy body will be mine for that afternoon. You idiot.

Ayo fucking what?? lmao
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#26
RE: I'm thinking of pursuing a career in martial arts.
(October 24, 2022 at 3:58 pm)Gentle_Idiot Wrote:
(October 24, 2022 at 3:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: She’d break you without breaking a sweat.

God, I love internet tough guys.   Hilarious

Boru

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I could've easily gone for a second rep here. My best was 415 pounds for that type of squat. 445 if I switch to a more hip-dominant squat.

My best bench press was 275 pounds, best deadlift was 455.

And my wife was a Krav Maga instructor in the IDF for six years. She’s kept it up.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#27
RE: I'm thinking of pursuing a career in martial arts.
(October 24, 2022 at 4:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 24, 2022 at 3:58 pm)Gentle_Idiot Wrote:
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I could've easily gone for a second rep here. My best was 415 pounds for that type of squat. 445 if I switch to a more hip-dominant squat.

My best bench press was 275 pounds, best deadlift was 455.

And my wife was a Krav Maga instructor in the IDF for six years. She’s kept it up.

Boru

I've been in literally thirteen street fights throughout my life and won most of them at a time when I didn't even lift weights. One of those fights was against a taekwondo black belt.
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#28
RE: I'm thinking of pursuing a career in martial arts.
(October 24, 2022 at 4:19 pm)Gentle_Idiot Wrote:
(October 24, 2022 at 4:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: And my wife was a Krav Maga instructor in the IDF for six years. She’s kept it up.

Boru

I've been in literally thirteen street fights throughout my life and won most of them at a time when I didn't even lift weights. One of those fights was against a taekwondo black belt.

Of course you have. Ooos a big boy??

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#29
RE: I'm thinking of pursuing a career in martial arts.
(October 24, 2022 at 4:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 24, 2022 at 4:19 pm)Gentle_Idiot Wrote: I've been in literally thirteen street fights throughout my life and won most of them at a time when I didn't even lift weights. One of those fights was against a taekwondo black belt.

Ooos a big boy??

Boru

Me obviously, as I'm sure your wife can attest.
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#30
RE: I'm thinking of pursuing a career in martial arts.
(October 24, 2022 at 4:23 pm)Gentle_Idiot Wrote:
(October 24, 2022 at 4:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Ooos a big boy??

Boru

Me obviously, as I'm sure your wife can attest.

I saw your video. She wouldn’t give your flabby arse a second look.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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