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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 29, 2011 at 11:13 am
Banned for wearing dark glasses while jackhammering.
What are you: badass?
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 29, 2011 at 11:20 am
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Banned for questioning my inherent bad assedness.
Banned for getting turned on by the jackhammer
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November 29, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Banned for thinking my getting turned on was for the jackhammer. It was infact the hard hat that turned me on.
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Ban the loser above you.
December 5, 2011 at 9:24 am
Banned for getting turned on by a hard hat, I mean.. Really...
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 5, 2011 at 9:37 am
Banned for being a Badger!
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December 5, 2011 at 10:56 am
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Banned for having a badger... is that a beaver??? .. banned anyways!
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December 5, 2011 at 11:02 am
(Merry Christmas or Xmas or Xmouse to you, whichever is least offencive)
Banned for not having an Urban dictionary
Quote: badger
British alternate term for American vulgar term Beaver.
Badgers have a stripe on the forehead, Beavers or Pussy are parted with a pink stripe i.e. the labia or pussy lips.
One can also go badger baiting!
"Wouldn't mind licking her badger"
Or, "I fancy going badger baiting tonite."
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post
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December 5, 2011 at 11:10 am
banned for not sharing you wine, but sharing the whine ..
(OK I was grasping at straws I admit it)
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post
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