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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
September 28, 2023 at 7:37 am
“Do you think I’m going to paradise? Of course not; I wouldn’t go if I was asked. I don’t want to live in some celestial North Korea, for one thing, where all I get to do is praise the Dear Leader from dawn to dusk.” (Christopher Hitchens)
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
September 28, 2023 at 10:04 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
September 28, 2023 at 11:55 am
(September 28, 2023 at 10:04 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
Hallelujah!
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
September 28, 2023 at 12:36 pm
I just got down on my knees.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
September 28, 2023 at 12:38 pm
Holy "Spurt", Batman!
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
September 28, 2023 at 4:25 pm
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(September 28, 2023 at 10:04 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
I'm good to go...except for that whole "burning bush" thing...
...and they misspelled "Holey".
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September 28, 2023 at 6:49 pm
You people are a bunch of perverted, disgust…aw, hell - just spilled that hand lotion. BRB.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
September 28, 2023 at 8:39 pm
(September 28, 2023 at 7:37 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: “Do you think I’m going to paradise? Of course not; I wouldn’t go if I was asked. I don’t want to live in some celestial North Korea, for one thing, where all I get to do is praise the Dear Leader from dawn to dusk.” (Christopher Hitchens)
Revelation 4:10-11 The four and twenty elders fall down before him that sat on the throne, and worship him that liveth for ever and ever, and cast their crowns before the throne, saying,Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.
So, once an hour every hour one of the elders throws his crown before the throne? Do they pick it up again so they can keep doing it forever? I think I like the Muslim heaven with seventy-two virgins better.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
September 29, 2023 at 7:22 pm
(September 28, 2023 at 8:39 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: (September 28, 2023 at 7:37 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: “Do you think I’m going to paradise? Of course not; I wouldn’t go if I was asked. I don’t want to live in some celestial North Korea, for one thing, where all I get to do is praise the Dear Leader from dawn to dusk.” (Christopher Hitchens)
Revelation 4:10-11 The four and twenty elders fall down before him that sat on the throne, and worship him that liveth for ever and ever, and cast their crowns before the throne, saying,Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.
So, once an hour every hour one of the elders throws his crown before the throne? Do they pick it up again so they can keep doing it forever? I think I like the Muslim heaven with seventy-two virgins better.
So what am I gonna do the other eleven months that first year?
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
September 30, 2023 at 1:22 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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