Don't hit me with them negative waves som early in the morning. 


Oddball

‘I’LL GET YOU YET, CULLY. SEE IF I DON’T.’ - Death

Boru

“I don’t have faith. Faith is the excuse people give when they believe something when they don’t have evidence. If you can come up with something that I believe and don’t have evidence for, guess what I will do? I’ll stop believing it. That’s the nature of a rational mind. That is the goal.” (Matt Dillahunty) 

I think a number of philosophers have made the case for atheism and naturalism about as well as it can be made…. I now regard “the case for theism” as a fraud and I can no longer take it seriously enough to present it to a class as a respectable philosophical position—no more than I could present intelligent design as a legitimate biological theory…. I just cannot take their arguments seriously any more, and if you cannot take something seriously, you should not try to devote serious academic attention to it. I’ve turned the philosophy of religion courses over to a colleague…. So, with the exception of things I am finishing now I am calling it quits with the philosophy of religion.

~ atheist philosopher Dr. Keith Parsons, 2010

“To most Christians the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click on ‘I agree’.” (Bill Maher) 

‘All religion is a foolish answer to a foolish question.’ - Thomas Shelby, MP, OBE

Boru

“The real bible is not the work of inspired men, nor prophets, nor apostles, nor evangelists, nor of Christs. Every man who finds a fact, adds, as it were, a word to the great book. It is not attested by prophecy, miracles or signs. It makes no appeal to faith, to ignorance, to credulity or fear. It has no punishment for unbelief, and no reward for hypocrisy. It appeals to man in the name of demonstration. It has nothing to conceal. It has no fear of being read, being contradicted, of being investigated and understood. It does not pretend to be holy, or sacred; it simply claims to be true. It challenges the scrutiny of all, and implores every reader to verify every line for himself. It is incapable of being blasphemed. This book appeals to all the surroundings of man. Each thing that exists testifies to its perfection. The earth, with its forests and plains, its rocks and seas; with its every wave and cloud; with its every leaf and bud and flower, confirms its every word, and the solemn stars, shining in the infinite abysses, are the eternal witnesses of its truth.” (Robert G. Ingersoll)

‘People are always asking me how I pronounce my name - they want to know if it’s Gold-bloom or Gold-blum. And I tell them all the same thing: How DARE you speak to me?’ - Jeff Goldblum.

Boru

"Don't say you're sorry. You don't need to do that. You don't need to apologize. It's a fucked-up female habit. You don't need to be sorry for anything, ever."

~ Emily, A Simple Favor

^Dunno about that. I got an apology from the woman who stabbed me with a fork.

Boru