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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
Yesterday at 6:49 pm
(September 27, 2024 at 3:03 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: 5k-fish.jpg]

Also note that nobody told someone else that wrote about it outside of a few religious nuts.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
Yesterday at 8:30 pm
And who cooked the fish, or did they just eat it raw? And the bread didn't get baked, either. Fucking stupid stories, once the scab is peeled up a bit.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
Yesterday at 10:06 pm
Was Mary there? I pretty sure I see a penis shaped loaf.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
5 hours ago
[Image: 015719c8f246ba95316ab3f799e14507.jpg]

Dodgy
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
5 hours ago
(Yesterday at 10:06 pm)brewer Wrote: Was Mary there? I pretty sure I see a penis shaped loaf.

The loaves are actually shaped like a vagina because, according to "The Gospel of James," Mary's vagina has fire inside; thus, she was able to scorch poor Salome's hand when she tried to make sure that Mary was still a virgin after she gave birth. Certainly, the good Lord didn't put flames into Mary's vagina so she could have a flame thrower between her legs but so she could bake bread for people.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
4 hours ago
(5 hours ago)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(Yesterday at 10:06 pm)brewer Wrote: Was Mary there? I pretty sure I see a penis shaped loaf.

The loaves are actually shaped like a vagina because, according to "The Gospel of James," Mary's vagina has fire inside; thus, she was able to scorch poor Salome's hand when she tried to make sure that Mary was still a virgin after she gave birth. Certainly, the good Lord didn't put flames into Mary's vagina so she could have a flame thrower between her legs but so she could bake bread for people.

I suppose that explains the existence of yeast infections.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
3 hours ago
(5 hours ago)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(Yesterday at 10:06 pm)brewer Wrote: Was Mary there? I pretty sure I see a penis shaped loaf.

The loaves are actually shaped like a vagina because, according to "The Gospel of James," Mary's vagina has fire inside; thus, she was able to scorch poor Salome's hand when she tried to make sure that Mary was still a virgin after she gave birth. Certainly, the good Lord didn't put flames into Mary's vagina so she could have a flame thrower between her legs but so she could bake bread for people.

This explaines why I avoid redheads.
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