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Why do American Atheists Believe in the Constitution?

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Why do American Atheists Believe in the Constitution?
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RE: Why do American Atheists Believe in the Constitution?
July 2, 2025 at 9:13 pm
(July 2, 2025 at 9:06 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Thanks to someone reposting Dingledorf's posts, I learn now that I have been promoted to the oligarchy here. How come I was never notified, and what are then bennies that come with it (aside from hookers and blow, of course)? Can I get my pay-increase backdated o the date of promotion, whenever that was?

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RE: Why do American Atheists Believe in the Constitution?
July 2, 2025 at 9:16 pm
(July 2, 2025 at 9:06 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Thanks to someone reposting Dingledorf's posts, I learn now that I have been promoted to the oligarchy here. How come I was never notified, and what are then bennies that come with it (aside from hookers and blow, of course)? Can I get my pay-increase backdated o the date of promotion, whenever that was?

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RE: Why do American Atheists Believe in the Constitution?
July 2, 2025 at 9:16 pm
(July 2, 2025 at 9:06 pm)Secular Heckler Wrote:
(July 2, 2025 at 8:30 pm)Fireball Wrote: I wasn't replying to you, you stupid fuck.

You were trolling me. Don't be a wimp trying to divert. Just ignore me, you genius human.

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RE: Why do American Atheists Believe in the Constitution?
July 2, 2025 at 9:54 pm
(July 2, 2025 at 9:06 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Thanks to someone reposting Dingledorf's posts, I learn now that I have been promoted to the oligarchy here. How come I was never notified, and what are then bennies that come with it (aside from hookers and blow, of course)? Can I get my pay-increase backdated o the date of promotion, whenever that was?

Hey! Maybe we can be joined with the "Band of Jerkoffs"! Hehe
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RE: Why do American Atheists Believe in the Constitution?
July 2, 2025 at 9:59 pm
(July 2, 2025 at 9:16 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:
(July 2, 2025 at 9:06 pm)Secular Heckler Wrote: You were trolling me. Don't be a wimp trying to divert. Just ignore me, you genius human.

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RE: Why do American Atheists Believe in the Constitution?
July 2, 2025 at 10:10 pm
(July 2, 2025 at 9:13 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(July 2, 2025 at 9:06 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Thanks to someone reposting Dingledorf's posts, I learn now that I have been promoted to the oligarchy here. How come I was never notified, and what are then bennies that come with it (aside from hookers and blow, of course)? Can I get my pay-increase backdated o the date of promotion, whenever that was?

What is this pay increase you speak of?  My pay always starts with a - sign.

What is this?! I don't even ....

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RE: Why do American Atheists Believe in the Constitution?
July 2, 2025 at 10:34 pm
Was America founded by Christians, non-Christians, or atheists?
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RE: Why do American Atheists Believe in the Constitution?
July 2, 2025 at 11:50 pm
(July 2, 2025 at 10:34 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Was America founded by Christians, non-Christians, or atheists?

All of the above.

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RE: Why do American Atheists Believe in the Constitution?
July 3, 2025 at 12:03 am
(July 2, 2025 at 9:54 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(July 2, 2025 at 9:06 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Thanks to someone reposting Dingledorf's posts, I learn now that I have been promoted to the oligarchy here. How come I was never notified, and what are then bennies that come with it (aside from hookers and blow, of course)? Can I get my pay-increase backdated o the date of promotion, whenever that was?

Hey! Maybe we can be joined with the "Band of Jerkoffs"! Hehe

I hear they'll let anyone in.
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RE: Why do American Atheists Believe in the Constitution?
July 3, 2025 at 3:53 am
(July 2, 2025 at 7:53 pm)Secular Heckler Wrote:
(July 2, 2025 at 6:07 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: What is your purpose for being on this forum?

I'm looking for atheists like Belacqua

You found one. Your work here is finished. We wish you well in your future endeavours.

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