There is a danger with making jokes like this around jesus freaks. They think they are good ideas.
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Ejaculation law
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It is a joke, this was on The Young Turks last week.
All right everyone, you know the words. One... two... three...
"Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate." I think the bill doesn't go far enough. There also needs to be an addendum that any woman having a period without at least trying to have that egg fertilized should be arrested. Equal rights for the unfertilized!
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
Also, people that get their tubes tied should be considered murderers.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
Oh, WTF
How very disappointing: I though the thread was about Abra.
Yes,my bad, I deserve a good birching
I guess that means the majority of males are guilty of genocide that far outstrips that committed by Hitler.
He couldn't keep up thanks to having only one testicle. (February 13, 2012 at 2:37 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: What if it passes? Well, Constance Johnson would certainly give every male in the state grounds for arrest.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
As Bill Maher pointed out on The Tonight Show last night, Santorum thinks life starts at erection.
RE: Ejaculation law
February 16, 2012 at 10:32 pm
(This post was last modified: February 16, 2012 at 10:35 pm by Rev. Rye.)
You wanna know who Constance Johnson reminds me of?
In one issue of Preacher, Jesse is listening to a talk radio show debate between a Rush Limbaugh clone named Ulysses Gett and a "Feminazi" foil named Martha Moore. He gets so fed up with them that he calls up the show: Here's how it goes JESSE: Quit yellin' slogans at each other like a couple of Goddamned parrots an just TELL US WHAT THEY REALLY WANT? (allcaps phrase done with the Word of God.) Martha Moore: "I... I... Oh God—!" Moderator: "Martha?" Martha: "COCK! Cock, cock, I NEED COCK! Oh Christ, poetry's not enough anymore! It's got to be cock! I WANT COCK, DAMMIT! I WANT COCK!" Moderator: "...Well, isn't that a surprise! How about you, Ulysses?" Ulysses Gett: "Mm?" Moderator: "Ulysses?" Ulysses: "Er... (smaller) I want cock too..."
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