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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:37 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 8:26 pm)Christian Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 8:24 pm)One King Wrote: I would ask that you not patronize MY God! Foolish luke-warm christian. God will spew you out of his mouth!
So you believe my God is so evil to spew me out of his mouth. You are really possessed by Satan. I am praying for you.
This is the first time I've ever clicked the thumbs up button for a Christian saying they would pray for someone. 
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:38 pm
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(April 1, 2012 at 8:34 pm)padraic Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 8:30 pm)Christian Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 8:26 pm)One King Wrote: I am RIGHTEOUSNESS INCARNATE!! Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire and the almighty God has given me the power to beat you down with words and to tell you where you can go for mocking him to us CHristians faces!
Who are you to judge that you are the RIGHTEOUSNESS INCARNATE? I think God will judge you, not you. Philippians 2:3
You DO realise One King is either a Poe or quite nuts? 
I am going fucking insane , as an poe is like paster Deacon Fred and say things with a joking element.
(April 1, 2012 at 8:37 pm)Aegrus Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 8:26 pm)Christian Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 8:24 pm)One King Wrote: I would ask that you not patronize MY God! Foolish luke-warm christian. God will spew you out of his mouth!
So you believe my God is so evil to spew me out of his mouth. You are really possessed by Satan. I am praying for you.
This is the first time I've ever clicked the thumbs up button for a Christian saying they would pray for someone.
Agreed
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:39 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 8:32 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 8:29 pm)orogenicman Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 8:24 pm)Insanity x Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 8:23 pm)orogenicman Wrote: Tiberius is god? I thought he was an atheist. Imagine my surprise. Oh Hail oh great Tiberius:
More accurately it makes him a polytheist. All the staff could kick him..
Personally, I'd rather be a Polynesian. They have great skin.
Or a polymath. Of course, there's nothing to say you can't be a polytheist Polynesian polymath, which would probably be several kinds of awesome.
Except possibly a polygimist polytheist Polynesian polymath on a king sized polyester water bed lying with triplets in heat all named Polyanna. Say that three times in rapid sucession. 
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:39 pm
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(April 1, 2012 at 8:24 pm)One King Wrote: I would ask that you not patronize MY God! Foolish luke-warm christian. God will spew you out of his mouth!
You can keep fucking asking, but I'm not going to listen, because you're essentially a nazi.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:45 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 8:39 pm)orogenicman Wrote: Except possibly a polygimist polytheist Polynesian polymath on a king sized polyester water bed lying with triplets in heat all named Polyanna. Say that three times in rapid sucession.
I would if such polyunsaturated polynomial polemic didn't play politically polyphasic power games with my polyspheric polyps. Probably.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:51 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 8:26 pm)Christian Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 8:24 pm)One King Wrote: I would ask that you not patronize MY God! Foolish luke-warm christian. God will spew you out of his mouth!
So you believe my God is so evil to spew me out of his mouth. You are really possessed by Satan. I am praying for you.
Oh noes! Prayer battle!
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:56 pm
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I can see only one way off settling this.
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One King Lets see how much your god protects you now. Don't make me get all Raiden (God of Thunder) on your ass.
Somebody needs to knock your self-righteous ass down a couple of notches, and If I it is not anybody else, Is going to be me, because I have had it all the way up to the top with you and I AM PISSED.
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 9:05 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 8:45 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 8:39 pm)orogenicman Wrote: Except possibly a polygimist polytheist Polynesian polymath on a king sized polyester water bed lying with triplets in heat all named Polyanna. Say that three times in rapid sucession.
I would if such polyunsaturated polynomial polemic didn't play politically polyphasic power games with my polyspheric polyps. Probably.
You have polyspheric polyps? Sounds positively porphyritic. If you aren't careful, it could present you with a preposterous case of pretentiously pyrolitic polymorphism.
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens
"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".
- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)
"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 9:18 pm
Properly put, it's potentially problematic primarily in the posterior portion though in the presence of perfectly-proportioned pudendae could possibly progress to powerful, permanent yet perhaps personally-pleasing priapism.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 9:18 pm
You all are under the delusion that this website can ban me. I will leave here when God wishes me to leave. Until then, you WILL sit back, shut up and listen to the message that I have.
Repent or suffer for all eternity you unrighteous blasphemers!!
It is clear to me now that "Christian" is no more Christian than any of you and he too is doomed to where false prophets reside - the burning fires of Hell.
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