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I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:03 pm
I have tried desperately to reach you people. I've given you so many chances and I only have 12 more days to keep doing so.
No one can stop me!! Clearly God must be protecting me and my message cause I am still here!
I thought that maybe I would only get one shot at this but clearly God has empowered me and He wants me to continue my message here.
GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED FOR LONG you foolish atheists!!
There is a reckoning coming! Join me with my Savior and rid yourself of the wickedness in this place!!! I have been called upon to be your prophet of doom and your window to salvation. JOIN ME PLEASE!!! YOU MUST NOT DELAY!!!
God is going to destroy this world and with it the souls that deny his awesome power!!!
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:06 pm
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 1:08 pm by Ace Otana.)
That's nice.
Just so you know, you're still here either because the mods don't think it's necessary to ban you or it's because you're so damn entertaining.
So what if nothing happens in 12 days?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:06 pm
The admins have let you stay, not god.
12 days huh? Put your money where your mouth is and give away all of your posessions.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:06 pm
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 1:07 pm by Paul the Human.)
I'm speaking directly to God right now. Fuck you, God! I hereby mock you! You are a murderous, arrogant, and fictional bastard!
There. Come and get me.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:08 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:03 pm)One King Wrote: I have tried desperately to reach you people. I've given you so many chances and I only have 12 more days to keep doing so.
No one can stop me!! Clearly God must be protecting me and my message cause I am still here!
I thought that maybe I would only get one shot at this but clearly God has empowered me and He wants me to continue my message here.
GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED FOR LONG you foolish atheists!!
There is a reckoning coming! Join me with my Savior and rid yourself of the wickedness in this place!!! I have been called upon to be your prophet of doom and your window to salvation. JOIN ME PLEASE!!! YOU MUST NOT DELAY!!!
God is going to destroy this world and with it the souls that deny his awesome power!!!
Have we had more nutters than usual lately?
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:12 pm
I thought this was an April Fool's prank at first. That's how batshit this guy is.
What falls away is always, and is near.
Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
