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I call bullshit.

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I call bullshit.
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#11
RE: I call bullshit.
April 5, 2012 at 3:07 pm
I don't feel very threatened by this. Call of duty won't teach them shit.
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#12
RE: I call bullshit.
April 5, 2012 at 3:51 pm
And how exactly will maps designed by the people that made CoD train the terrorists since that terrain doesn't exist, last time I checked clicking a mouse button doesn't turn you into Rambo.
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#13
RE: I call bullshit.
April 5, 2012 at 4:07 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2012 at 4:07 pm by Tempus.)
(April 5, 2012 at 3:07 pm)Adjusted Sanity Wrote: I don't feel very threatened by this. Call of duty won't teach them shit.

Call of Duty will teach them to jump up and down and shoot. This is a matter of international security. Did you know The Sims teaches builders to wall in their clients with no way of getting out? At least, that's what it taught me.
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#14
RE: I call bullshit.
April 5, 2012 at 6:00 pm
(April 5, 2012 at 4:07 pm)Tempus Wrote:
(April 5, 2012 at 3:07 pm)Adjusted Sanity Wrote: I don't feel very threatened by this. Call of duty won't teach them shit.

Call of Duty will teach them to jump up and down and shoot. This is a matter of international security. Did you know The Sims teaches builders to wall in their clients with no way of getting out? At least, that's what it taught me.

OH man we are in some ultra shit now. They get access to timestop tech and we are done! Our doors and pool ladders are at stake here.
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RE: I call bullshit.
April 5, 2012 at 6:10 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2012 at 6:11 pm by R-e-n-n-a-t.)
Wait, maybe there is a threat here. When a terrorist absolutely needs to jump from an exploding mountain while firing two shotguns at once at twelve helicopters as they flee a tsunami in Soviet Russia, COD could give them the skills to pull it off.
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#16
RE: I call bullshit.
April 5, 2012 at 6:25 pm
I think perhaps the U.S army should be distributing free copies of COD to all the middle-eastern governments. Seems like it might make the "war on terror" a bit easier, if terrorists think that knives are their most effective weapon.
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#17
RE: I call bullshit.
April 5, 2012 at 10:07 pm
Makes me think of this..........

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#18
RE: I call bullshit.
April 5, 2012 at 10:18 pm
(April 5, 2012 at 4:07 pm)Tempus Wrote:
(April 5, 2012 at 3:07 pm)Adjusted Sanity Wrote: I don't feel very threatened by this. Call of duty won't teach them shit.

Call of Duty will teach them to jump up and down and shoot. This is a matter of international security.

Will it also teach them to press their bodies against invisible walls whilst continuing to make running motions? Or how to carry the equivalent arsenal of a small nation around in one pocket without affecting their movement in the slightest? How about locating the caches of magic body armour that repairs all injury and removes all pain? All vital combat skills in modern warfare. (Never played CoD so I'm drawing on experience of other FPSs.)
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#19
RE: I call bullshit.
April 6, 2012 at 7:14 pm
The only thing they'll learn from call of duty is any wound that doesn't kill you will magically heal within ten seconds.
I don't feel particularly threatened by them learning that.
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RE: I call bullshit.
April 7, 2012 at 5:05 am (This post was last modified: April 7, 2012 at 5:05 am by R-e-n-n-a-t.)
Too bad they're not playing World of Warcraft. It'd be freaking awesome to see a pathetically unarmed terrorist just charge at fifty armed cops while screaming "LEEEEEEROY JEEEENKINS!!!"
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