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#31
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April 19, 2012 at 9:06 pm
My ass looks like it was dinner for 1000 fire ants.
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#32
RE: So
April 19, 2012 at 10:19 pm
Just wait til it starts growing back. Muahahaha
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#33
RE: So
April 19, 2012 at 10:52 pm
(April 19, 2012 at 8:54 pm)Mosrhun Wrote: Wtf how do women shave their ass? This is terrible.

Safety razors and soap/shaving creme/whatever. Also practice.

And speaking entirely (and I mean entirely) for myself: I like being naked.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: So
April 19, 2012 at 11:43 pm (This post was last modified: April 19, 2012 at 11:52 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Quote:And speaking entirely (and I mean entirely) for myself: I like being naked.

I don't. It's an ethical issue for me; I don't like to look down on the unemployed.

Besides, if I wonder around the house naked I keep tripping over my scrotum .(bloody thing stretched again ,even after the operation) Tiger
(April 19, 2012 at 9:06 pm)Mosrhun Wrote: My ass looks like it was dinner for 1000 fire ants.


Oh tsk tsk,,try lighting a fart. The pain from the burns will distract you from the look of your arse , I promise. If that seems a bit extreme, try dangling your nuts in a nice bowl of boiling water for about a minute. (this also acts as a spiffo contraceptive)


ROFLOL
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RE: So
April 20, 2012 at 12:37 am
Finally someone has something clever to say about ethics.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: So
April 20, 2012 at 1:03 am
Mos - what Pad said, except make sure it's boiling SALT water.
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RE: So
April 20, 2012 at 4:06 am
(April 18, 2012 at 8:32 pm)Mosrhun Wrote: So if you buzzcut your head, put a piece of shit on it and wiped it with toilet paper and some baby wipes, there would be no shit in your hair?

Yes there would, but there is a difference between doing that and actually having a shit / wiping your ass. The small lumps of shit (also known as "dangleberries") that stick to your ass hair do so because the ass hair is long and gets tangled up, effectively making a web. If the hair is short (say, 1cm long at most) then this happens less. Being shorter also means they are more likely to be wiped clean since they don't tangle together and form an impenetrable mesh.

Now, I've typed the words "shit" and "ass hair" far too much for today. I'm going to go do other things...
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RE: So
April 20, 2012 at 6:15 am
(April 20, 2012 at 4:06 am)Tiberius Wrote: (also known as "dangleberries")

This cracked me up Big Grin
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RE: So
April 20, 2012 at 6:23 am
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...angleberry
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RE: So
April 20, 2012 at 6:30 am (This post was last modified: April 20, 2012 at 6:31 am by frankiej.)
I stumbled upon that about a year ago when searches obscenities on Urban Dictionary.

I'll dry to look for other funny ones I found.
Here ya go. This is a good one.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munging
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