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Why is infinity afraid of zero?

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Why is infinity afraid of zero?
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#31
RE: Why is infinity afraid of zero?
October 27, 2011 at 9:42 am
Zero is not afraid of infinity.
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#32
RE: Why is infinity afraid of zero?
April 13, 2012 at 9:57 am
zero isn't afraid of infinity, infinity aspires to be zero, just can't quite get there.
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#33
RE: Why is infinity afraid of zero?
April 13, 2012 at 2:08 pm
(April 19, 2011 at 5:46 am)Skipper Wrote: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9




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#34
RE: Why is infinity afraid of zero?
April 13, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Because zero has AIDS.

Mathematically this might be expressed as 'because zero has AIDS'.
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#35
RE: Why is infinity afraid of zero?
April 22, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Because as the summation of all integers from 0 to infinity approaches infinity, the summation approaches infinity.

Fuck you, calculus.
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#36
RE: Why is infinity afraid of zero?
April 26, 2012 at 3:01 am
Because aren't we all afraid of our alter egos. Get it?

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RE: Why is infinity afraid of zero?
April 26, 2012 at 5:14 am
(April 26, 2012 at 3:01 am)BrotherMagnet Wrote: Because aren't we all afraid of our alter egos. Get it?
Mentally replace fluttershy with a lemniscate in the following picture:
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So these philosophers were all like, "That Kant apply universally!" And then these mathematicians were all like, "Oh yes it Kan!"
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#38
RE: Why is infinity afraid of zero?
April 26, 2012 at 5:59 am (This post was last modified: April 26, 2012 at 6:00 am by simplexity.)
(April 26, 2012 at 5:14 am)Categories+Sheaves Wrote:
(April 26, 2012 at 3:01 am)BrotherMagnet Wrote: Because aren't we all afraid of our alter egos. Get it?
Mentally replace fluttershy with a lemniscate in the following picture:
[Image: tumblr_m0c3uapkPL1r91huao1_500.png]
And you will have my response
Well if you put it that way. I'll never mess with infinity again.

Btw, I just learned something new. 0*infinity = well, whatever you want©
http://www.philforhumanity.com/Zero_Times_Infinity.html
I know, I just blew your mind.
Now we know where everything came from.
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#39
RE: Why is infinity afraid of zero?
June 28, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Because if you multiply anything by zero you get zero!
Which means if you divide lets say 5 by zero you can't get anything that will give you 5 by multiplying it with zero!
Therefore you can't divide anything with zero!
AND CAN'T DIVIDE INFINITY BY ZERO EITHER! FUCK YEAH! I WON!
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