RE: I had alcohol for the first time in my life.
July 8, 2012 at 5:48 pm
(This post was last modified: July 8, 2012 at 6:04 pm by Violet.)
Honey... I could just give you the same answer as last time, but I can have more of a laugh at you this time 
You are.
When have I ever said I was 17... except for when I was, you know... 17? XD And no, age arbitration doesn't matter. Not for anything. I said it when I was 14, still think it when I am 19 (extra lulz at a person or three who told me my opinion would change once over the first major hump).
[sarcasm]And I can tell you that you don't know any good sex positions.[/sarcasm] What one can do is, for the most part, pointless. I don't presume to speak for 'anyone my age', and I don't presume to tell you that you don't know anything, let alone everything.
What I do venture, is that you know next to nothing about me... and that you need to stop pretending in your own head that you're going to influence the life of this stranger by prattling out safety propaganda and legal bullshit I've long outgrown.
No shit, Sherlock.
Only life I want to live is my own. Whoever the hell guy you wanna talk about doesn't pique my curiosity enough to even look them up.
Funny, my father's something like 12 years older than you, and he's right where he expected to be for the last 30 years: nowhere.
Where I expect to end up in a few years is either dead, struggling like everyone else, or lucky enough to have a little money now and again. If I don't end up where I expect... then all the better for me.
Well guess what: mine did. But that's okay, because I can see past having a little difficulty and the high probability of painful death, and have some fun and happiness before I kick the bucket. I'm lucky too, and a lot of people are. Then there's the people who weren't nearly so fortunate... and many of them are dead, dying painfully, starving, or otherwise being treated as life's bitches.
Impress people?
Have you met me? About the only impression I give anyone is that I am certifiably batshit insane. And loving every minute of it. 
Honey, I made this thread for the benefit of announcing my first beer to people who've known me for years, many of whom are good friends or buddies. Some of whom were once sworn enemies and whom I now hit on every time I see them
Did you consider that I've been here for more than 3 years and that I am a hedonist?
My 'family' is right here, at this forum. My bills are paid for, I set aside for taxes, and I am very responsible about what I do. I take care of my family, and my responsibilities.
And I have the time of my life doing it
Wrong My entire life is spent cracking jokes, being silly, embracing the absurdity of it all. Fun only comes in bulk, and it's cheaper that way too
We're all going to hell someday, maybe there will be fresh linoleum there to greet us! I'll bring the A/C ;-)
Have fun with hookers, hang out with strangers... MAKE FRIENDS AND HAVE A GOOD GO OF IT. Live for fuck's sake :-P
You sound like a very paranoid person. Maybe you should have that looked at?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85sIJcC8zbs
They will tell you, "You can't sleep alone in a strange place."
Then they'll tell you, "You can't sleep with somebody else."
Oh but sooner or later you sleep in your own space.
Either way, it's okay, you wake up with yourself!
Keep it to yourself, it's my life.
Keep it to yourself, it's my life.
Keep it to yourself, it's my life.
Keep it to yourself, it's my life.
(Seriously)
Of course, it's what I always do ^_^ You don't need drugs to wiggle!
And hey, it's okay
A quip or two is all good, it's not like you're accusing me of every horrible thing under the sun, unlike the person who prompted my tetchy response. 
So much overreaction~ ^_^ Just scarecly over one beer, forr goodness ssake! And I diddn't rven tousch zhe haard shtuff! (jk guys... seriously though: it was only one beer)
And I want to drink with you! I'm hot, you're hot... let's be hot together! In bed! 
I'm surprised that my girlfriend didn't have that problem XD She drank 2 shots of whiskey and 2 shots of gold schlogger, along with 3 beers. And sampling and sipping of everything @_@
And yet she wasn't even tipsy! What the hell! XD
(July 7, 2012 at 7:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote: No one is judging you.
You are.
Quote:But age does matter, and if you are 17 like you say,
When have I ever said I was 17... except for when I was, you know... 17? XD And no, age arbitration doesn't matter. Not for anything. I said it when I was 14, still think it when I am 19 (extra lulz at a person or three who told me my opinion would change once over the first major hump).
Quote:anyone my age can tell you you don't know everything.
[sarcasm]And I can tell you that you don't know any good sex positions.[/sarcasm] What one can do is, for the most part, pointless. I don't presume to speak for 'anyone my age', and I don't presume to tell you that you don't know anything, let alone everything.
What I do venture, is that you know next to nothing about me... and that you need to stop pretending in your own head that you're going to influence the life of this stranger by prattling out safety propaganda and legal bullshit I've long outgrown.
Quote:I most certainly didn't at your age.
No shit, Sherlock.
Quote:If you want to live a John Belushi life, that is your choice.
Only life I want to live is my own. Whoever the hell guy you wanna talk about doesn't pique my curiosity enough to even look them up.
Quote:But being 46, I can tell you most people never end up where they expect.
Funny, my father's something like 12 years older than you, and he's right where he expected to be for the last 30 years: nowhere.
Where I expect to end up in a few years is either dead, struggling like everyone else, or lucky enough to have a little money now and again. If I don't end up where I expect... then all the better for me.
Quote:I most certainly did not, and I AM LUCKY that my teen years didn't fuck me over.
Well guess what: mine did. But that's okay, because I can see past having a little difficulty and the high probability of painful death, and have some fun and happiness before I kick the bucket. I'm lucky too, and a lot of people are. Then there's the people who weren't nearly so fortunate... and many of them are dead, dying painfully, starving, or otherwise being treated as life's bitches.
Quote:Did you think you would impress all the atheists here with your tales of exploits as if all atheist booze it up an partying is the only thing there is to life?
Impress people?
Have you met me? About the only impression I give anyone is that I am certifiably batshit insane. And loving every minute of it. Honey, I made this thread for the benefit of announcing my first beer to people who've known me for years, many of whom are good friends or buddies. Some of whom were once sworn enemies and whom I now hit on every time I see them
Did you consider that I've been here for more than 3 years and that I am a hedonist?
Quote:No, your family, your bills and taxes and responsibility.
My 'family' is right here, at this forum. My bills are paid for, I set aside for taxes, and I am very responsible about what I do. I take care of my family, and my responsibilities.
And I have the time of my life doing it
Quote:Fun only comes with moderation
Wrong
My entire life is spent cracking jokes, being silly, embracing the absurdity of it all. Fun only comes in bulk, and it's cheaper that way too Quote:and only with people who care enough that you don't end up on a slab.
We're all going to hell someday, maybe there will be fresh linoleum there to greet us! I'll bring the A/C ;-)
Have fun with hookers, hang out with strangers... MAKE FRIENDS AND HAVE A GOOD GO OF IT. Live for fuck's sake :-P
Quote:Anyone else looking to have fun who doesn't give one fuck about you, will lie to you and tell you "FUCK IT".
You sound like a very paranoid person. Maybe you should have that looked at?
Quote:Life is not a fucking "Teen Movie". You do stupid shit and it can get you in trouble.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85sIJcC8zbs
They will tell you, "You can't sleep alone in a strange place."
Then they'll tell you, "You can't sleep with somebody else."
Oh but sooner or later you sleep in your own space.
Either way, it's okay, you wake up with yourself!
Keep it to yourself, it's my life.
Keep it to yourself, it's my life.
Keep it to yourself, it's my life.
Keep it to yourself, it's my life.
(Seriously)
(July 7, 2012 at 7:30 pm)apophenia Wrote: When in doubt, don't. Altered states of consciousness are fine so long as you remember that they are simply different from waking consciousness, not necessarily better than.
I know you asked people to keep their advice to themselves, but I hope you'll forgive this intrusion. I just want to suggest that you can be every bit as happy, squirrely and fulfilled on any given night without drugs as you can be with them.
Of course, it's what I always do ^_^ You don't need drugs to wiggle!
And hey, it's okay
A quip or two is all good, it's not like you're accusing me of every horrible thing under the sun, unlike the person who prompted my tetchy response. (July 8, 2012 at 5:41 am)Kayenneh Wrote: @Brian: Actually, she's 19. And drinking once and enjoying it does not make one an irresponsible drunk.
So much overreaction~ ^_^ Just scarecly over one beer, forr goodness ssake! And I diddn't rven tousch zhe haard shtuff! (jk guys... seriously though: it was only one beer)
Quote:@Vae: Yay! I want to drink with you!
And I want to drink with you!
I'm hot, you're hot... let's be hot together! In bed! Quote:But beware of the thing we call 'morkkis' (a mixture of regret and hangover) in Finland. It usually hits you when you get a bit older and it involves a lot of "what the hell did I do last night?!" and "oh my [insert favorite deity here] how my head hurts" and a bit of "oh why won't the room stop spinning" and "please just let me die without any pain!"
I'm surprised that my girlfriend didn't have that problem XD She drank 2 shots of whiskey and 2 shots of gold schlogger, along with 3 beers. And sampling and sipping of everything @_@
And yet she wasn't even tipsy! What the hell! XD
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
You should try weed next!
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