|
USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
|
 (August 3, 2012 at 11:01 am)Napoleon Wrote:(August 2, 2012 at 8:59 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote: Go me. FUCK, I am so screwed. How can I get a boner over Lucy Lawless hailing from New Zealand, and wish she was my girlfriend in high school when all the jocks beat me up, and now have to face her home country? STUPID COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!  (August 3, 2012 at 3:41 pm)Brian37 Wrote: FUCK, I am so screwed. How can I get a boner over Lucy Lawless hailing from New Zealand, and wish she was my girlfriend in high school when all the jocks beat me up, and now have to face her home country? If you like Lucy Laweless you'd love "spartacus Blood and sand" Tits out almost the whole thing! You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. (August 3, 2012 at 3:44 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:What is that a Russ Myer film? He was the king of T&A back in the 60s and 70s.(August 3, 2012 at 3:41 pm)Brian37 Wrote: FUCK, I am so screwed. How can I get a boner over Lucy Lawless hailing from New Zealand, and wish she was my girlfriend in high school when all the jocks beat me up, and now have to face her home country?  RE: USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
August 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm
(This post was last modified: August 3, 2012 at 4:13 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 3, 2012 at 11:21 am)Tiberius Wrote:(July 31, 2012 at 5:24 pm)Chuck Wrote: Uhem. Team GB's ass is being wupped by the said North Korea in total medal count as we speak.Want to "uhem" amend your statement? Yes, I will. Here it goes: It looks far, far worse for Britain to be seen bragging about beating North Korea, than for North Korea to be seen being beaten by Britain.  Besides, your mayor has even worse hair than their dictator.  (August 3, 2012 at 3:44 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: If you like Lucy Laweless you'd love "spartacus Blood and sand" It doesn't make up for her decreptitude. Several of the more nubile slaves seen bouncing naked around her in various bath scenes are vastly superior. RE: USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
August 3, 2012 at 4:50 pm
(This post was last modified: August 3, 2012 at 4:53 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
![[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTM5y1swG6AHqzZtGZN_23...9jSz2Q6jVw]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=t0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcTM5y1swG6AHqzZtGZN_23f647s9Ha-j3nC9KX1hRIz9jSz2Q6jVw) ![[Image: 600px-SpartyV_-_Lucretia.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=yhwiki.com%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fac%2FSpartyV_-_Lucretia.png%2F600px-SpartyV_-_Lucretia.png) Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?  hock:
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
  (August 3, 2012 at 8:06 pm)Napoleon Wrote:(August 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm)Chuck Wrote: Besides, your mayor has even worse hair than their dictator. Allow me to introduce you to former Portland, Oregon mayor Bud Clark: ![[Image: cropwm.jpg?img=-8-892-A8NJ000Z&x=0&y=0&w...=794&q=100]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=imagecache5d.art.com%2FCrop%2Fcropwm.jpg%3Fimg%3D-8-892-A8NJ000Z%26amp%3Bx%3D0%26amp%3By%3D0%26amp%3Bw%3D1000%26amp%3Bh%3D1000%26amp%3Bsize%3D2%26amp%3Bmaxw%3D1457%26amp%3Bmaxh%3D794%26amp%3Bq%3D100)
Match report - well a typical Northern England day, overcast by afternoon, about 20c, though the football was decent - USA were miles better than NZ, and I mean miles better.
That's it LOL, but anyway I can say I've been to the olympics.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
(August 3, 2012 at 8:57 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: That's supposed to be cool? THIS: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19085875 Is fucking cool. ![[Image: Boris-Johnson-Zip-Wire-Featured.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.sickchirpse.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F08%2FBoris-Johnson-Zip-Wire-Featured.jpg)
zip lining in was cool, but it would've gone off smoother if he hadn't then needed to get help down at the end of the run. lol. i like his style tho, hair, big smile, riding the bike. i am not intimate with his policies but i like the rest.
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
|
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
