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Hello, I love Jesus

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Hello, I love Jesus
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RE: Hello, I love Jesus
September 18, 2012 at 1:18 am
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RE: Hello, I love Jesus
September 18, 2012 at 4:33 am
Welcome!

I love Jesus too. So, how do you know my gay Latino gardener?
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RE: Hello, I love Jesus
September 18, 2012 at 4:36 am (This post was last modified: September 18, 2012 at 4:40 am by Justtristo.)
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RE: Hello, I love Jesus
September 18, 2012 at 5:20 am
(September 18, 2012 at 4:33 am)frankiej Wrote: Welcome!

I love Jesus too. So, how do you know my gay Latino gardener?

I'm trying to imagine how Jesus would do in Broughty Ferry. Fairly badly, at a guess. This Place Is Dead
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RE: Hello, I love Jesus
September 18, 2012 at 5:24 am
(September 18, 2012 at 5:20 am)Red Celt Wrote:
(September 18, 2012 at 4:33 am)frankiej Wrote: Welcome!

I love Jesus too. So, how do you know my gay Latino gardener?

I'm trying to imagine how Jesus would do in Broughty Ferry. Fairly badly, at a guess. This Place Is Dead

Yup, all he would find are pubs and old people. He might enjoy the beach though. Tongue
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RE: Hello, I love Jesus
September 18, 2012 at 5:28 am
(September 18, 2012 at 5:24 am)frankiej Wrote:
(September 18, 2012 at 5:20 am)Red Celt Wrote: I'm trying to imagine how Jesus would do in Broughty Ferry. Fairly badly, at a guess. This Place Is Dead

Yup, all he would find are pubs and old people. He might enjoy the beach though. Tongue

But how could he display his hot Latino body on the beach, under several layers of knitwear? He'd be standing there, saying "Ferry? No hay ferry!"
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#27
RE: Hello, I love Jesus
September 18, 2012 at 6:29 am



Welcome, Reasonable_Jeff. I'm apophenia, but you can call me Cockworthy Hannah.


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RE: Hello, I love Jesus
September 18, 2012 at 7:08 am
Welcome aboard, Mr Reasonable.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hello, I love Jesus
September 18, 2012 at 7:43 am (This post was last modified: September 18, 2012 at 7:44 am by Phish.)
A protestant nice.

Also i found this to be 100% true

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RE: Hello, I love Jesus
September 19, 2012 at 7:25 am
(September 18, 2012 at 12:29 am)Polaris Wrote:
(September 18, 2012 at 12:11 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Hiya and welcome to AF!

Protestant, eh? I always find it funny that Martin Luther didn't want to be part of the Catholic church due to the rigid stuffiness of their dogma, and yet he seems to be such and uptight person with a humongous stick up his arse. Talk about out of the frying pan.. Tongue

At least he got to have sex.

Yeah he married a nun.

That's just kinky.



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