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I Love Jesus Christ
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I Love Jesus Christ
Hi,

My name is J0n and I love Jesus Christ. I joined this forum as its the biggest anti-Christian forum on the internet - which will help me reconcile my beliefs with those who don't believe in the God.

I have extensive knowledge in theology and consider myself a subject matter expert as far as Christianity is concerned. Ask me anything.

See you all around.

-J0n
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#2
RE: I Love Jesus Christ
I thought ttaf was bigger?
Welcome Jon.... That name sounds familiar
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: I Love Jesus Christ
(November 28, 2014 at 6:22 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: I thought ttaf was bigger?
Welcome Jon.... That name sounds familiar

Tanks for the welcome Lemonvariable72. what is ttaf? Google tells this is biggest.
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#4
RE: I Love Jesus Christ
Well, good for you on getting where the action is, anyway. Looking forward to seeing what you have to offer.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#5
RE: I Love Jesus Christ
Sup m8
[Image: guilmon_evolution_by_davidgtm3-d4gb5rp.gif]https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOW_Ioi2wtuPa88FvBmnBgQ my youtube
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#6
RE: I Love Jesus Christ
Welcome. Let your eventual deconversion get started. Smile

I'm actually in a discussion where I think they've been avoiding answering my questions. In Eden, Adam and Eve take the fruit, and realize they're naked, and it's wrong. Why do you think they're naked in the first place, if it's wrong? Also Yahweh said if they ate the fruit they'd die, but nothing died in the garden before. How were they supposed to know what die meant?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: I Love Jesus Christ
(November 28, 2014 at 6:59 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Welcome. Let your eventual deconversion get started. Smile

I'm actually in a discussion where I think they've been avoiding answering my questions. In Eden, Adam and Eve take the fruit, and realize they're naked, and it's wrong. Why do you think they're naked in the first place, if it's wrong? Also Yahweh said if they ate the fruit they'd die, but nothing died in the garden before. How were they supposed to know what die meant?

Good questions Chad. The answers are quite simple and I will reply to these in time to come. As I said in the OP, I am an expert in matters of Christianity so I have done all these before.

At the moment, I will finish up my reply on the transitional fossil thread then come to this.
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#8
RE: I Love Jesus Christ
Hi Jon, welcome to AF.
I am one of the resident retards ( we are called Cretards also I think- something like that).
I didn't know this was the biggest atheist forum, it frequently is very busy.
By the time you compose a post they are a page ahead of you.

I joined last year, never thought there was such a thing as an atheist forum-
I mean, what have they got to talk about anyway?

I get a lot of giggles here and I am sure it is mutual.
These guys are tough. I like them.
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RE: I Love Jesus Christ
(November 28, 2014 at 6:25 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote:
(November 28, 2014 at 6:22 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: I thought ttaf was bigger?
Welcome Jon.... That name sounds familiar

Tanks for the welcome Lemonvariable72. what is ttaf? Google tells this is biggest.

Thinking atheist forums. I thought atheism+ was bigger too.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: I Love Jesus Christ
(November 28, 2014 at 7:05 pm)professor Wrote: Hi Jon, welcome to AF.
I am one of the resident retards ( we are called Cretards also I think- something like that).
I didn't know this was the biggest atheist forum, it frequently is very busy.
By the time you compose a post they are a page ahead of you.

I joined last year, never thought there was such a thing as an atheist forum-
I mean, what have they got to talk about anyway?

I get a lot of giggles here and I am sure it is mutual.
These guys are tough. I like them.

With me now on board, we need to use our collective efforts to let them know the right from wrong and deliver them from falsehood to righteous. It will take time, but it will happen, eventually.Nice to know you. Smile
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