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Lexicon Switcheroo!
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RE: Lexicon Switcheroo!
September 26, 2012 at 2:27 am (This post was last modified: September 26, 2012 at 2:27 am by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
(September 26, 2012 at 2:24 am)Godschild Wrote:
(September 26, 2012 at 2:10 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I frankly don't care what offends your sensibilities and I shall continue to use scripture in whatever "perverse" way I like.

Then when I see them expect to get called out.

I found the perfect verse!

Quote:Jesus turned and said to Godschild, "Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the things of God, but the things of men."
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RE: Lexicon Switcheroo!
September 26, 2012 at 5:37 am
Heart it TEGH !
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RE: Lexicon Switcheroo!
September 26, 2012 at 5:54 am
greek or ancient greek?

that is the question.
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RE: Lexicon Switcheroo!
September 26, 2012 at 7:20 am (This post was last modified: September 26, 2012 at 7:21 am by Zen Badger.)
(September 26, 2012 at 2:06 am)Godschild Wrote:
(September 26, 2012 at 1:13 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Godschild, you are going into meltdown mode tonight.

This is a piece of satire I wrote spoofing Drich's cherry picking use of lexicons

You should do things differently then, I personally do not like when people take scripture and use it in a perverse way.

Then you'd better stop playing in our sandbox buddy.

BTW can you explain how your god was so ignorant that he didn't know that bats are mammals and not avians?
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RE: Lexicon Switcheroo!
September 26, 2012 at 8:30 am
Or that hares don't chew their cud?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Lexicon Switcheroo!
September 26, 2012 at 12:00 pm
(September 26, 2012 at 5:54 am)5thHorseman Wrote: greek or ancient greek?

that is the question.

Neither. Lexicon greek. The language of greek leprechauns!
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RE: Lexicon Switcheroo!
September 26, 2012 at 1:31 pm
(September 26, 2012 at 12:00 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:
(September 26, 2012 at 5:54 am)5thHorseman Wrote: greek or ancient greek?

that is the question.

Neither. Lexicon greek. The language of greek leprechauns!
It is Koine Greek.Wink
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RE: Lexicon Switcheroo!
September 27, 2012 at 12:22 am (This post was last modified: September 27, 2012 at 12:22 am by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
(September 26, 2012 at 1:07 am)Godschild Wrote: ... in short sir you are a liar necessarily, as bearing a false witness. ...

So guys, how many people do you estimate I've sent to hell with my atheist lies? I'm hoping I get at least 50 people in hell by the end of the year. Praise Satan!
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RE: Lexicon Switcheroo!
September 27, 2012 at 1:04 am
Oh Hai Ceiling Cat!!

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RE: Lexicon Switcheroo!
September 27, 2012 at 5:54 pm
(September 27, 2012 at 12:22 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: So guys, how many people do you estimate I've sent to hell with my atheist lies? I'm hoping I get at least 50 people in hell by the end of the year. Praise Satan!

Tel me a lie I wanna go Can I Can I HUH Can I Devil Are we there yet?
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