Praise the Lord that I tied for the bronze medal on the "funniest". Who says we Christians aren't funny? I even beat out Statler Waldork, and man, he was one hilarious True Christian ™. Anyone seen his riff on presuppositionalism? Has em rolling in the aisles.

As always, to God be the Glory, though why He would allow some foul-mouthed heathen trash like Min beat me for the win is beyond me. I can only assume Min rides around in an iron chariot.

My goal is to work hard in the coming year to Praise His Name, that he (and the members here) might allow me to take home the gold at the next award. That way, everyone will know that no one can do comedy like a True Christian ™ preaching the Gospel of Christ. Amen!

Oh, and my evil twin, DeistPaladin said he wanted to humbly thank everyone for the honor of being given an award for "Best Debater" and the bronze in "Best Poster". Personally, I don't think that's fair. That Hellbound trash only won that debate against Chippy because that phony Christian fool didn't know his own Bible and wound up getting clubbed over the head with it. That's what you get when you let some phony Christian who spends too much time reading Strobel and not enough time reading the revered Word of God be the champion of Christ.

Thank you again and watch out Min, I'm coming for your title next year!

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P.S. I was also hoping to pick up an award for "Best Theist" but I got disqualified for some strange reason. I wonder why? I'll have to pray on that...

"Burger King", have it Yahweh.

Who were the sexiest Men?

Yeah the results came out more or less as I figured they would.

Quote:Thank you again and watch out Min, I'm coming for your title next year!

Bring it on, Godman. Your best days are behind you.

(January 10, 2013 at 9:39 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote: Yeah the results came out more or less as I figured they would.

I demand a recount. I was only placed in a tie for 3rd place for "Most opinionated".

I am willing to hold hostage Kermit The Frog and Tinkerbell until I get my proper recognition.

To quote Glen Close in Fatal Attraction "I will not be ignored DAN!"

(January 10, 2013 at 9:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I am willing to hold hostage Kermit The Frog and Tinkerbell until I get my proper recognition.

I've met Kermit

He's a lot of fun...

I agree with Creed; my prophecy of how the results would come out was pretty much bang on. The only minor difference was that different people won.

(January 10, 2013 at 9:56 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:

(January 10, 2013 at 9:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I am willing to hold hostage Kermit The Frog and Tinkerbell until I get my proper recognition.

I've met Kermit

He's a lot of fun...

So the frog has gotten to you, DOOMED WE ARE ALL DOOMED!

(January 10, 2013 at 10:00 pm)Brian37 Wrote: So the frog has gotten to you, DOOMED WE ARE ALL DOOMED!

He's also an opera singer and the voice of Garen from LoL. Don't know where else he's been, but he does a good darth/yoda impression.