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Clever answers for all occasions
A_Nony_Mouse Offline
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Clever answers for all occasions
March 30, 2013 at 6:41 am
The believer asks, Do you believe in God?

The atheist answers, I think it is more important that god believes in me.

The atheist thinks, Gotcha!
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RE: Clever answers for all occasions
March 30, 2013 at 6:48 am (This post was last modified: March 30, 2013 at 6:48 am by FifthElement.)
Lol...

When they ask me "Soooo, what happens to you when you die? " I usually say "the same thing that happened to me before I was born", that in most cases confuses the crap out of them Smile
Why Won't God Heal Amputees ? 

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RE: Clever answers for all occasions
March 30, 2013 at 2:16 pm (This post was last modified: March 30, 2013 at 2:16 pm by Something completely different.)
"Suck my dick!"
or a simple "Fuck off!"
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RE: Clever answers for all occasions
March 30, 2013 at 8:58 pm



"Go blow Jesus out your ass."
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RE: Clever answers for all occasions
March 30, 2013 at 8:59 pm
(March 30, 2013 at 8:58 pm)apophenia Wrote:


"Go blow Jesus out your ass."


I should have copyrighted that one.
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RE: Clever answers for all occasions
April 4, 2013 at 3:38 am (This post was last modified: April 4, 2013 at 3:47 am by A_Nony_Mouse.)
The believer asks, Have you found Jesus?

The atheist answers, He has never been lost to me.

The atheist thinks, You figure out what I really mean.
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RE: Clever answers for all occasions
April 4, 2013 at 3:42 am
Christian: you're just angry at God

Atheist: I can't be angry at something I don't believe exists.
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" ~ Aristotle
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RE: Clever answers for all occasions
April 4, 2013 at 7:38 am (This post was last modified: April 4, 2013 at 7:39 am by Ben Davis.)
Christian: "You atheist!"

Atheist: "I know you are. You said you are. But what am I?"
Sum ergo sum
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RE: Clever answers for all occasions
April 4, 2013 at 7:54 am
(March 30, 2013 at 6:48 am)FifthElement Wrote: When they ask me "Soooo, what happens to you when you die? " I usually say "the same thing that happened to me before I was born", that in most cases confuses the crap out of them Smile
So, when you die, you're going to gestate for 9 months inside a woman? Poor woman...
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RE: Clever answers for all occasions
April 4, 2013 at 8:39 am
Theist: "God was good and we all made it home safely."

Atheist: "Glad He wasn't the prick he was to that family who all died when the driver fell asleep and drove off the road."
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