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A very clever alien..
#1
A very clever alien..
Hi there,

Stop the silly stuff you're doing there. Just imagine some extremely high IQ alien, for whom QM and relativity are kindergarten stuff. This clever alien was able to figure out all our major advances in mathematics instantly. For our alien, following arguments and deducing things is a piece of cake. Earlier today, the alien announced that he reached the absolute best explanation of all observable phenomena in the universe, he even proved that his Theory of Everything cannot be improved any further.

Our same alien asked his wife this night to make dinner for him, as his research work is taking all of his waking time. She wasn't there when he returned home. Feeling completely exhausted, he fell asleep for some minutes, woke up and went for his long-awaited meal.

It appears one of his two kids mercilessly swallowed it. After he confronted them, they simply said : any formal proof that we ate your dinner, sir ? He thought long and hard and couldn't come up with any conclusive proof, that one (or two?) of his kids, as a personal, intelligent agent, went on and devoured his dinner. He just kept asking himself, banging his head, his deduction machine, really hard against the wall : what's wrong with me? I know that these bastards are the possible explanation for my meal's sudden disappearence.. But they're pressing me for some hardcore syllogism with them in the conclusion..? Did these fools really outsmart me ?

Can any atheist here help the alien, and back his kids into a corner?
Qur'anic revelation is the sole path to ultimate reality. All argumentation and philosophy is an expression of arrogance and an overestimation of human cognitive ability. 

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#2
RE: A very clever alien..
So repeating the same absurd scenario you posited the last time you were here and it was thoroughly destroyed.YAWN

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#3
RE: A very clever alien..
He does not need a formal proof. Superglue bags to the kids asses and analyze their shit during the next 6 to 48 hours.

Fuck me. Am I smart or what. Bring on the QM.
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#4
RE: A very clever alien..
Put down the meth pipe.
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RE: A very clever alien..
(November 12, 2020 at 8:04 pm)brewer Wrote: He does not need a formal proof. Superglue bags to the kids asses and analyze their shit during the next 6 to 48 hours.

Fuck me. Am I smart or what. Bring on the QM.

Good attempt. Unfortunately, the alien kids have some high tech gastrointestinal tract, they discharge their feces instantly. So, their father came too late.
Qur'anic revelation is the sole path to ultimate reality. All argumentation and philosophy is an expression of arrogance and an overestimation of human cognitive ability. 

"But believe me, Cleanthes, the most natural feeling that a well-disposed mind will have on this occasion is a longing desire and expectation that God will be pleased to remove or at least to lessen this profound ignorance, by giving mankind some particular revelation, revealing the nature, attributes, and operations of the divine object of our faith." (Hume's Dialogues)


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RE: A very clever alien..
So he will simply make shit up as he goes along to negate any evidence. Lol, you can disprove anything when you can simply make things up to change scenarios on the fly.
“The sun from far gives life. But get close to it and it burns anything down to ashes”

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM


      
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RE: A very clever alien..
(November 12, 2020 at 8:15 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: So he will simply make shit up as he goes along to negate any evidence. Lol, you can disprove anything when you can simply make things up to change scenarios on the fly.

I don't care. The alien father is a deduction machine. You atheists should find your way out of this mess with deduction only.
Qur'anic revelation is the sole path to ultimate reality. All argumentation and philosophy is an expression of arrogance and an overestimation of human cognitive ability. 

"But believe me, Cleanthes, the most natural feeling that a well-disposed mind will have on this occasion is a longing desire and expectation that God will be pleased to remove or at least to lessen this profound ignorance, by giving mankind some particular revelation, revealing the nature, attributes, and operations of the divine object of our faith." (Hume's Dialogues)


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RE: A very clever alien..
(November 12, 2020 at 8:17 pm)Klorophyll Wrote:
(November 12, 2020 at 8:15 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: So he will simply make shit up as he goes along to negate any evidence. Lol, you can disprove anything when you can simply make things up to change scenarios on the fly.

I don't care. The alien father is a deduction machine. You atheists should find your way out of this mess with deduction only
Sorry that's not the way we're playing, And I don't care if you don't care Tut Tut

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The father finds their shit and is able to match it perfectly to the food as the aliens throw their shit at the walls
There was also security caught them in the act 
Oh and their stomach is see-through and the food totally visible
And their breath perfectly retains the smell of the meal 
And tons of DNA is left where they dropped some of the meal on the floor when it fell from their mouths
He's able to dissect an alien parasite that feeds on their shit but perfectly preserved the DNA and is able to make it to both the food and the kids.
The Fathers able to create a temporal lense that lets him, peer, through time and he sees them eat the food 
He creates the helmet of all knowledge that allows his conscience to be in all points in time and he sees the act 

See if you can make stuff up to negate the evidence. I can make up stuff to solve it. Too bad this is futile in your quest to try and get out of having to give any actual evidence of your magic man in the sky and your claims about him. Stupid games won't help you  Hehe
“The sun from far gives life. But get close to it and it burns anything down to ashes”

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM


      
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#9
RE: A very clever alien..
I have a sure fire solution - providing the alien doesn't have a personal aversion to gutting his kids like a deer.....

Remember - all aliens do not share our squeamishness of such matters....
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#10
RE: A very clever alien..
It must hurt that aliens pride a great deal to be incapable of figuring out what cletus and a buck knife could tell him.
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