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RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
April 7, 2013 at 2:58 pm
Hmm.. Humor forum, thread about children..
It's time for Dead Baby jokes! \o/
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RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
April 7, 2013 at 8:58 pm
The liberal is an empty man with empty ways, empty words and an empty vision
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RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
April 7, 2013 at 9:11 pm
(April 7, 2013 at 8:58 pm)jstrodel Wrote: The liberal is an empty man with empty ways, empty words and an empty vision
Finally!
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RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
April 7, 2013 at 9:13 pm
(This post was last modified: April 7, 2013 at 9:14 pm by Darkstar.)
(April 7, 2013 at 8:58 pm)jstrodel Wrote: The liberal is an empty man with empty ways, empty words and an empty vision
(April 2, 2013 at 10:45 pm)jstrodel Wrote: What have I ignored? I feel like I have won almost every single debate I've gotten on here, almost every one has resulted in people calling me names or changing the subject (a win). So, by your own criteria, you just lost this debate.
(Unless you've somehow decided that all atheists aren't liberal fascists anymore)
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RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
April 7, 2013 at 9:18 pm
(April 7, 2013 at 8:58 pm)jstrodel Wrote: The liberal is an empty man with empty ways, empty words and an empty vision
You're a piece of work.
But hey, I'm sure Limbaugh and Beck would give you a pat on the head for that comment. Maybe Rush will slip you an Oxy when he thinks no one's looking.
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RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
April 8, 2013 at 12:17 am
I'mn going to have to assume that this is in the Humour section simply because he gets a laugh anytime he says this stuff, so clearly it must be funny. If I were you though, Strodel, I wouldn't open with it.
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RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
April 8, 2013 at 1:38 am
I got to the fourth page, but I had to stop myself because I was laughing out loud too much and it kept waking up my man here. I'm so serious, I almost "went" in my sheets.
Jstrodel, you are some funny dude. I keep thinking you are not one, but many, who get together typing silly shit trying to see which one of you is funnier. Stop it, guys!  No, really, stop it.
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RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
April 8, 2013 at 4:30 am
(April 7, 2013 at 8:58 pm)jstrodel Wrote: The liberal is an empty man with empty ways, empty words and an empty vision
Because wanting everyone to have an equal chance in life is just so stupid.
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RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
April 8, 2013 at 4:46 am
"Liberal" means something different here in Oz.
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RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
April 8, 2013 at 5:21 pm
(April 6, 2013 at 10:02 pm)jstrodel Wrote: Why are you racist against children?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSJkMBMEwPk
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