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The greatest glory for the smallest child
#51
RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
Hmm.. Humor forum, thread about children..




It's time for Dead Baby jokes! \o/
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#52
RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
The liberal is an empty man with empty ways, empty words and an empty vision
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#53
RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
(April 7, 2013 at 8:58 pm)jstrodel Wrote: The liberal is an empty man with empty ways, empty words and an empty vision

ROFLOL

Finally!

ROFLOL
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#54
RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
(April 7, 2013 at 8:58 pm)jstrodel Wrote: The liberal is an empty man with empty ways, empty words and an empty vision

(April 2, 2013 at 10:45 pm)jstrodel Wrote: What have I ignored? I feel like I have won almost every single debate I've gotten on here, almost every one has resulted in people calling me names or changing the subject (a win).
So, by your own criteria, you just lost this debate.
(Unless you've somehow decided that all atheists aren't liberal fascists anymore)
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#55
RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
(April 7, 2013 at 8:58 pm)jstrodel Wrote: The liberal is an empty man with empty ways, empty words and an empty vision

You're a piece of work.

But hey, I'm sure Limbaugh and Beck would give you a pat on the head for that comment. Maybe Rush will slip you an Oxy when he thinks no one's looking.
Stand before the people you fear and speak your mind - even if your voice shakes.
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#56
RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
I'mn going to have to assume that this is in the Humour section simply because he gets a laugh anytime he says this stuff, so clearly it must be funny. If I were you though, Strodel, I wouldn't open with it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#57
RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
I got to the fourth page, but I had to stop myself because I was laughing out loud too much and it kept waking up my man here. I'm so serious, I almost "went" in my sheets.

Jstrodel, you are some funny dude. I keep thinking you are not one, but many, who get together typing silly shit trying to see which one of you is funnier. Stop it, guys! ROFLOL No, really, stop it.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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#58
RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
(April 7, 2013 at 8:58 pm)jstrodel Wrote: The liberal is an empty man with empty ways, empty words and an empty vision

Because wanting everyone to have an equal chance in life is just so stupid.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#59
RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
"Liberal" means something different here in Oz.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#60
RE: The greatest glory for the smallest child
(April 6, 2013 at 10:02 pm)jstrodel Wrote: Why are you racist against children?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSJkMBMEwPk
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