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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
Darkstar Away
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#3801
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 21, 2013 at 2:43 pm
Banned for having two hammers (in your avatar).
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#3802
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 21, 2013 at 2:47 pm (This post was last modified: April 21, 2013 at 2:47 pm by CleanShavenJesus.)
Banned because fuck you, three hammers.

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CORRECTION: Four hammers.
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#3803
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 21, 2013 at 2:48 pm
Banned for a wooden-handled hammer.
(I don't want splinters)
(March 30, 2013 at 9:51 pm)ThatMuslimGuy2 Wrote: Never read anything immoral in the Qur'an.
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#3804
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 21, 2013 at 2:51 pm
Banned because five hammers:
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#3805
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 21, 2013 at 3:07 pm (This post was last modified: April 21, 2013 at 3:07 pm by catfish.)
Banned for not being bright enough.
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#3806
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 21, 2013 at 3:11 pm
Banned for dislike of dark colors.
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#3807
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 2:50 pm
(April 21, 2013 at 3:11 pm)Darkstar Wrote: Banned for dislike of dark colors.

Banned for banning himself.

But...wouldn't I have to have banned myself first to warrant banning myself originally? But I couldn't have banned myself for something I hadn't done, and so I could only carry out the ban if it were already carried out. But what if I banned myself first, and then banned myself for banning myself...but wouldn't that in itself require a ban? An infinite chain of self-banning? But what if the banned cannot ban? Then I couldn't self-ban for my original ban, but said ban would then be unjustified!
Banned for trying to hurt peoples' brains!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 2:57 pm
Banned for being cleverer than I am Dodgy
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 3:01 pm (This post was last modified: April 22, 2013 at 3:02 pm by Darkstar.)
Banned for not realizing that constantly banging on your head (in your avatar) may be the real reason it hurts. Although you are wearing a helmet...Thinking
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 3:04 pm
(April 22, 2013 at 3:01 pm)Darkstar Wrote: Banned for not realizing that constantly banging on your head (in your avatar) may be the real reason it hurts. Although you are wearing a helmet...Thinking

Banned for not realizing that I fart in your general direction! Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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