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Are you a monkey’s cousin, or is your god is an asshole?
June 16, 2013 at 1:00 pm
About 8% of human DNA is viral in origin. Almost all of the viral DNA is common to all primates. There are only two possible explanations for both the commonality and the differences. It accumulated over time in our ancestors during the evolutionary process, or god put it there. The former, like everything else we understand about biology is consistent with evolution. As for the later, well there was no real reason for god to put viral DNA in all its creations. Especially since god would know that I and others like me would see the evidence for evolution and reject creationism. If that is the case my theist friends your god wants me to burn in his hell fires, and that makes him an asshole.
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RE: Are you a monkey’s cousin, or is your god is an asshole?
June 16, 2013 at 1:25 pm
Why can't I vote for both options?
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RE: Are you a monkey’s cousin, or is your god is an asshole?
June 17, 2013 at 2:04 am
More like kicked in the nuts.
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RE: Are you a monkey’s cousin, or is your god is an asshole?
June 19, 2013 at 11:30 am
Not only do humans share DNA with primates, but we are also primates ourselves. We are also apes (greater apes to be specific).
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RE: Are you a monkey’s cousin, or is your god is an asshole?
June 19, 2013 at 11:32 am
Psh. I don't know what your talking about. I am a bunny.
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RE: Are you a monkey’s cousin, or is your god is an asshole?
June 19, 2013 at 11:36 am
Just like how God put all those fossils in the ground (or was that Satan?) and made the earth look much older than the 6,000 years it has existed just to fool people into disbelieving in biblical creationism and therefore the bible.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.