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Masturbation is Un-American

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Masturbation is Un-American
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 7, 2013 at 12:07 pm
(July 7, 2013 at 11:50 am)evenheathen Wrote: You figured me out. Wink

Nice...

That's good. Bravo, sir.
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 7, 2013 at 7:53 pm
Pics or it didn't happen.

Just send them to Esquilax, he can check up on that for meTongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

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Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#33
RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 7, 2013 at 8:18 pm
(July 7, 2013 at 7:53 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Pics or it didn't happen.

Just send them to Esquilax, he can check up on that for meTongue

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