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Which forum members would you like to meet?
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There are four I want to meet in particular.
Kayenneh NoraBrimstone missluckie26 KichigaiNeko
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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July 20, 2013 at 4:41 pm
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2013 at 6:07 pm by Mystical.)
Party sounds nice
 Firstly, I'd start off the party on my Esquilaxs' lap and let everyone eat some awesome 'Merican food. For dessert, I'd make a headless baby cake (cuz cutting into a babyhead aint right), then I'd toss every religious symbol possible on the wall so we all draw whatever we want on them in glow paint. Of course I'd fill the tub with ice and every drink imaginable, I'd set up a dj set and bring out the bong for Chtulhu. Then I'd turn out the lights and let Apoph hit the dj. No question, I wanna meet Ivy. She's my life twin and she sounds like a blast, especially drunk.  Pineapplebunny, duh, cuz she's in the club! And because I want to pop her tresspassing cherry. Kichi, so we can go sit on the roof and sunbathe together in hooker heels  Badger, so he can give me a ride on his motorcycle (safely!)Violet, ohhhh Violet. Can't help it, I loves me some Violet. So many things.. I'd wanna start some anarchy firstly! Rahul I want to see his strong country boy muscles Summer, of course, should bring her adoreable dog and wear those sexy glasses while we drink! Whateverist too! Bring those dogs and make me laugh Savannah, Futilethewinds, and RebeccaRoxy for sure sound funs Moonshine Cherry Jello Shots perhaps?Chuck, just because I'd like to meet the great One Tiberius so he can sit at the front of the room with a staff overseeing the rest of us heathens Nora, so we can chill in a corner being cynical about everyone else with Dark Star while we talk Doctor Who Deist Paladin because I am definitely going to have a debate circle and he rocks. Consilius too. Oh and Faith No More. I'd love to have a circle talk with you guys. TeaEarl because, fuck you're funny and I quite imagine you being the streaker of the party for some reason. Brian37 might go streaing too and he's welcome so long as he doesn't play Abba  CleanshavenJesus I wanna meet cuz he's awesome. And I want to see if he's cleanshaven Apophenia I'd hit up to maybe fix my computer and play some bomb ass music Kayenneh hAs to be there, she just has to be. First thing I'd do when I see her is throw a coconut at her Germans needs to be there too, I want to hear all his crazy sex stories Paul pablo (if he can keep his hans to himself) can hang around and look at the pretty ladies if he wants Insanity X, Pocaracas, Rhythm and Cinjin, Psychronic, Waratah, Bladevalant, Fidel Castro, little monkey, and frankieJ (plus the new guy 5th element), and Tartarus sauce have the potential to make the party insanely histerical so bring it Stimbo would be the jester and Cato could do all the stuff to gross us out while Min drunk rants about Catholics Rayaan I would like to meet because he seems like a cool person, Creed of Heresy could be the bouncer makin sure Statler, Jstrudel, Aractus, and Ronedeerrr don't make a debut while Maelstrom explains to them quite logically why they're dicks. Then I want you two to come smoke some Purple Haze and tell me about your love lives Fr0d0, I've come to like a lot and I'd like to meet him Drich, so we can talk Star Wars and I can explain to him the movies as they play Dragonetti because he's a spy and that's badass Capn Awesome so I can hear his lovely accent Magic Pudding, Max Greece, Texas Sailorrrrrrrrr (so I can do Sailor Moon Jokes around him), and zebo the fat would all be welcome, along with the rest of the forum members. Cuz I love all! Except those I excluded by listing them purposely cuz I'm a bitch and they're annoying.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. ![[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5fb74c6d16622fb3dbb358509c9aec03/tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif)
I'd love to smoke pot with any and/or all of you. Or drink. Or party. Or all of those.
 Luckie Wrote:Kayenneh hAs to be there, she just has to be. First thing I'd do when I see her is throw a coconut at her You do know what I'll be doing all night long, if you do that?  When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
missluckie, your post has been the best so far. I laughed so hard. If I had a dick it would be hard right now.
Yes, anybody with cute accents must be included. They can do all the talking.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked "Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon RE: Which forum members would you like to meet?
July 20, 2013 at 5:51 pm
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2013 at 6:08 pm by Mystical.)
Thas fine Kai, I'll get you ripped and make you take some shots and then we'll see how effectively you can bang two coconuts together. Then when you pass out from coconuttery, we'll tie a carrot to your face and toss you in the pool to see if you float!
Um, Ivy, you do have a penis its called a vagina and I might possibly be interested in lick.. Nevermind. I know a particular Aussie whose sexy accent blows my mind constantly, so I am prolly immune to anyone else by now Aww I loves you too Maelstrom Aww I loves you too Maelstrom
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
 
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