Do you want to lose your mental faculties or your bodily continence?
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Current time: April 27, 2024, 4:56 am
| Poll: Which do you want to go? This poll is closed. |
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| Mental faculties | 0 | 0% | |
| Bodily continence (no control over voiding of waste) | 1 | 20.00% | |
| I want to die dangerously and lose both | 4 | 80.00% | |
| Total | 5 vote(s) | 100% | |
| * You voted for this item. | [Show Results] |
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Which do you want to go?
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Neither but if it's a choice I would rather not be aware of what's going on if my body goes completely kaput.
It would bother me to be like dad, who lost most of his physical abilities and was acutely aware of it. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius 
I can get over losing control of my body. If I don't have control of my mind, I'm truly lost.
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I’d like to lose both at the same time. That way, I could get a pass for voiding my bowels in public:
‘That guy just took a shit on the salad bar!’ ‘Leave him alone - poor fella lost his mind.’ Boru
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 RE: Which do you want to go?
October 17, 2023 at 1:17 pm
(This post was last modified: October 17, 2023 at 1:20 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'm going to pretend I lost the one long before I lose the other (or the one - and fwiw, uc and crohns runs in the family, so I don't even worry about shitting myself, I assume it's going to happen). The Wife's family tells a story about their lifelong super decent pater familias losing his mind and ending up getting snatched by the cops propositioning hookers on main from his riding lawnmower. I like to think he did that for fun before he lost his mind - but after he could play the fool in court. Man got put in the ground with 17 girlfirends sobbing over his grave.
Epic...fucking...win.
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Hopefully both at the same time as metabolic functions stops.
I don't care which goes first so long as I'm reasonably content.
It's hard to imagine being content while shitting/pissing myself, especially considering all of the other skin disorders and pain associated with it.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
If I lose my metal facilities I could be a burden or danger to others whereas I grew up on a farm and know how to deal with waste.
<insert profound quote here>
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