I agree with everybody. You atheists are a smart bunch. You all seem to have a firm grasp of reality. I like this place.

Yeah, Up the Irons!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwGuR711cwM

Is hell a really bad place?

I guess it depends on what you think of God. If you hate God Heaven will probably be the worst place you can be for eternity.

Hell is apparently where all the practicing homosexuals will be, and if I must continue to exist for an eternity, I want my afterlife to be like one big gay party, so yeah, I'm hopin' to make it to hell.

(August 11, 2013 at 6:59 pm)Drich Wrote: Is hell a really bad place?

I guess it depends on what you think of God. If you hate God Heaven will probably be the worst place you can be for eternity.

Well, are Bryan Fischer, Pat Robertson, Bill O' Reilly, the Spanish Inquisition, Ku Klux Klan, and Vatican pedophiles God's prophets? If so, I most definitely hate God, and I think most any other rational person would, too. Who, with any common decency, would send those teratoid screwballs to earth?

Don't forget that the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith has already ascended to Godhood, and he will be at the judgment seat right next to Jeebus. If you want your wives redistributed as concubines of the gods, then heaven is the place for you.

Jim Jefferies Wrote:God runs the entire universe except for one place, which is run by the devil. Now the devil is his biggest enemy and they don't get along whatsoever, right? If you act bad, you go to hell. Now, you've lied, you've cheated, you've stolen, you've been a prick your entire life... why would the devil punish you? You're one of his boys! He's gonna fuckin' dig you! That's where all the hookers and drugs are gonna be, you don't think they're gonna make their way into heaven! You don't think god's gonna open the gate and say "Jim! You've been such a good guy. See this big-titted whore with a line of coke on her? Knock yourself out, son!"

Satan hates everyone, he takes pleasure in treating everyone as badly as God will allow, God will be absent from hell, think Satan want take advantage of his hatred for those there with him.

From a logical standpoint, it seems Christians act precisely as Satan would. They both glorify in the eventual demise of those who they believe deserve to burn in eternal flames.

(August 12, 2013 at 12:02 am)Godschild Wrote: Satan hates everyone, he takes pleasure in treating everyone as badly as God will allow, God will be absent from hell, think Satan want take advantage of his hatred for those there with him.

How are you certain that your interpretation of the Bible will keep you out of hell? You need to sell all your belongings first, or you may as well try and squeeze through the eye of a needle. Tell me I'm wrong about that.