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RE: [split] PORN
January 25, 2010 at 10:51 pm
(January 25, 2010 at 10:33 pm)Zhalentine Wrote: I agree with Pippy. The lights should also be off and we must not remove any unnecessary clothing.
In fact we should go further and wear cock-gloves with microscopic holes on the tip for semen to pass through while women wear vag gloves ensuring that no flesh touches and also minimizing pleasure.
We shouldn't mention sex, even with the person we are having it with, it should rather be suggested via subtle facial twitches. As soon as sex has taken place there should be no communication with the other person, instead the woman should go sleep on the couch.
Sex should only ever be had in an optimal time for conceiving children to minimise the amount of pleasure proportional to productivity even further.
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RE: [split] PORN
January 25, 2010 at 11:13 pm
(January 25, 2010 at 10:11 pm)Pippy Wrote: I know it is old hat now, but... I feel deeply obliged... To point out that porn is bad for you, and we should come to terms with what it does to our sexuality and relationships with each other. Isn't this really getting old? Seriously though, there are few things worse than porn. It's worse than TV and video games put together! It is about objectification, and desensitization, and dominance, and some of the grossness already gone over previously in this thread.
We should have quiet, polite sex when no one is looking, and then not discuss it afterward... Who the fuck cares? If you don't like porn, don't watch it. Nobody is making you.
There is a market for it...a very successful market. People want it, or it wouldn't exist. We have civil rights Pippy, and they do cover the viewing of pornographic materials. You confuse me. On one side you come across as a small-government supporter (albeit a crazy conspiracy addled one), and on other occasions you seem to support controlling what people do and talk about. The two views seem quite incompatible to me.
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RE: [split] PORN
January 25, 2010 at 11:40 pm
(January 25, 2010 at 10:33 pm)Zhalentine Wrote: I agree with Pippy. The lights should also be off and we must not remove any unnecessary clothing.
I agree with Zhal. Considering the women I date.
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RE: [split] PORN
January 26, 2010 at 12:46 am
(January 25, 2010 at 10:11 pm)Pippy Wrote: I know it is old hat now, but... I feel deeply obliged... To point out that porn is bad for you, and we should come to terms with what it does to our sexuality and relationships with each other. Isn't this really getting old? Seriously though, there are few things worse than porn. It's worse than TV and video games put together! It is about objectification, and desensitization, and dominance, and some of the grossness already gone over previously in this thread.
We should have quiet, polite sex when no one is looking, and then not discuss it afterward...
Porn makes masturbation more fun. Masturbation is proven to be good for you. Therefore, porn=good.
Anyone who pretends they don't masturbate is a terrible liar.
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RE: [split] PORN
January 26, 2010 at 12:48 am
(January 26, 2010 at 12:46 am)Eilonnwy Wrote: (January 25, 2010 at 10:11 pm)Pippy Wrote: I know it is old hat now, but... I feel deeply obliged... To point out that porn is bad for you, and we should come to terms with what it does to our sexuality and relationships with each other. Isn't this really getting old? Seriously though, there are few things worse than porn. It's worse than TV and video games put together! It is about objectification, and desensitization, and dominance, and some of the grossness already gone over previously in this thread.
We should have quiet, polite sex when no one is looking, and then not discuss it afterward...
Porn makes masturbation more fun. Masturbation is proven to be good for you. Therefore, porn=good.
Anyone who pretends they don't masturbate is a terrible liar.
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RE: [split] PORN
January 26, 2010 at 1:03 am
(January 25, 2010 at 10:11 pm)Pippy Wrote: I know it is old hat now, but... I feel deeply obliged... To point out that porn is bad for you, and we should come to terms with what it does to our sexuality and relationships with each other. Isn't this really getting old? Seriously though, there are few things worse than porn. It's worse than TV and video games put together! It is about objectification, and desensitization, and dominance, and some of the grossness already gone over previously in this thread.
We should have quiet, polite sex when no one is looking, and then not discuss it afterward...
Quiet, polite sex???????
WTF is that?
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RE: [split] PORN
January 26, 2010 at 1:03 am
(January 26, 2010 at 12:48 am)theVOID Wrote: *is crushing*
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RE: [split] PORN
January 26, 2010 at 1:06 am
Seen a woman bound to a fucking machine. It was so sturdy she couldn't have tipped it in a panic. And the best part was how much juices were blowing out. It was 'fucking cool'!
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RE: [split] PORN
January 26, 2010 at 1:09 am
(January 25, 2010 at 11:37 am)Eilonnwy Wrote: I'm not a fan of anal unless it's gay porn.
It's a silly distinction, but I think gay sex is hawt but I don't ever want to have anal myself.
When you don't have any viable alternative, and anal is all you can have: you learn to appreciate it
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RE: [split] PORN
January 26, 2010 at 1:12 am
(January 26, 2010 at 1:09 am)Saerules Wrote: (January 25, 2010 at 11:37 am)Eilonnwy Wrote: I'm not a fan of anal unless it's gay porn.
It's a silly distinction, but I think gay sex is hawt but I don't ever want to have anal myself.
When you don't have any viable alternative, and anal is all you can have: you learn to appreciate it
The resident wowtard takes it up the ass?
And what do you mean by 'no viable alternative'? You mean when you're on the rags?
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