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RE: Insatiable Flirt
November 25, 2013 at 1:28 am
(November 25, 2013 at 1:27 am)c172 Wrote: [quote='Owlix' pid='549157' dateline='1385356347']
YES.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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RE: Insatiable Flirt
November 25, 2013 at 6:10 am
Flirting? Sorry, but my dictionary doesn't have anything under 'f' for it. Are you sure what just came out of your mouth is English? Nothing like that ever went into my mouth. Try me. Seeing is believing. I'm as white as the driven snow. Nothing hidden here. Look for yourself.
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RE: Insatiable Flirt
November 25, 2013 at 9:03 am
(This post was last modified: November 25, 2013 at 9:05 am by Fidel_Castronaut.)
I just show them my elephant impression and it generally goes from there.
(November 24, 2013 at 9:49 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Nothing's better than playing the eye game. Meeting someone's eyes, then looking down and blushing a bit... Or meeting someone's eyes and pointedly glancing at another body part...
Or just hold the stare, and the one who blinks or calls the police first loses.
This is especially fun if you catch someone's eye whilst eating, as you must continue to eat and drink whilst holding their eye.
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RE: Insatiable Flirt
November 25, 2013 at 9:44 am
(November 25, 2013 at 9:03 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: I just show them my elephant impression and it generally goes from there.
(November 24, 2013 at 9:49 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Nothing's better than playing the eye game. Meeting someone's eyes, then looking down and blushing a bit... Or meeting someone's eyes and pointedly glancing at another body part...
Or just hold the stare, and the one who blinks or calls the police first loses.
This is especially fun if you catch someone's eye whilst eating, as you must continue to eat and drink whilst holding their eye.
It works even better if you happen to be eating a banana at the time
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RE: Insatiable Flirt
November 25, 2013 at 9:52 am
(This post was last modified: November 25, 2013 at 9:52 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Which is why I won't eat bananas in front of you Zen.
Now about that "honey poured into your ears"
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RE: Insatiable Flirt
November 25, 2013 at 9:53 am
(November 25, 2013 at 9:44 am)Zen Badger Wrote: (November 25, 2013 at 9:03 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Or just hold the stare, and the one who blinks or calls the police first loses.
This is especially fun if you catch someone's eye whilst eating, as you must continue to eat and drink whilst holding their eye.
It works even better if you happen to be eating a banana at the time
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RE: Insatiable Flirt
November 25, 2013 at 10:02 am
(This post was last modified: November 25, 2013 at 10:23 am by thesummerqueen.)
(November 25, 2013 at 9:03 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Or just hold the stare, and the one who blinks or calls the police first loses.
This is especially fun if you catch someone's eye whilst eating, as you must continue to eat and drink whilst holding their eye.
I feel like that borders on creepy. The whole point of flirting is being coy in some regard.
(November 24, 2013 at 10:34 pm)Rayaan Wrote: (November 24, 2013 at 9:49 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Nothing's better than playing the eye game. Meeting someone's eyes, then looking down and blushing a bit... Or meeting someone's eyes and pointedly glancing at another body part...
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So, funny story sorta (if I told you the whole thing, anyway) - while I was gone, I dealt with and backed away from some pretty serious drama in which a friend of mine is dating a girl who is 12 years younger than him and who basically makes that same face about sex. It manifested itself exactly like that for weeks beforehand ("ew!" at offhand comments and things) but turned into a huge blow-up.
It's pretty funny to joke about, but unless you're asexual and just don't care, I think it's a shitty attitude to have in reality. Sex is not "ew," and neither is flirting, and I don't know how he deals with the 5-year-oldish attitude.
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RE: Insatiable Flirt
November 25, 2013 at 10:48 am
I flirt a lot, but only because I'm in a relationship and don't feel the pressure of 'catching' someone. I have a couple of friends who have expressed a desire to have sex with me via flirting, but they know my limits and are well aware of the fact that I would never cheat on Scruffy. Flirting is harmless fun and a great ego boost, I think.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Insatiable Flirt
November 25, 2013 at 10:51 am
See, this: (November 25, 2013 at 10:48 am)Kayenneh Wrote: I flirt a lot, but only because I'm in a relationship and don't feel the pressure of 'catching' someone.
is a shame because flirting should always be this: (November 25, 2013 at 10:48 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Flirting is harmless fun and a great ego boost, I think.
No one should ever feel flirting has to be about "catching someone."
Not picking on you in particular - I mentioned above that a lot of people are that way.
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RE: Insatiable Flirt
November 25, 2013 at 10:57 am
(November 25, 2013 at 10:02 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: (November 25, 2013 at 9:03 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Or just hold the stare, and the one who blinks or calls the police first loses.
This is especially fun if you catch someone's eye whilst eating, as you must continue to eat and drink whilst holding their eye.
I feel like that borders on creepy. The whole point of flirting is being coy in some regard.
LOL. It was supposed to be
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