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Are You Being Persecuted?

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Are You Being Persecuted?
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Are You Being Persecuted?
November 29, 2013 at 4:05 pm
Satirical look at whether religious people are being persecuted in the UK:
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RE: Are You Being Persecuted?
November 29, 2013 at 5:16 pm
Why does Jesus have a microphone taped to his chest?
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RE: Are You Being Persecuted?
November 29, 2013 at 5:20 pm
(November 29, 2013 at 5:16 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Why does Jesus have a microphone taped to his chest?

Because he doesn't have a shirt to clip it to.
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RE: Are You Being Persecuted?
November 29, 2013 at 5:33 pm
(November 29, 2013 at 5:20 pm)Markk Wrote:
(November 29, 2013 at 5:16 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Why does Jesus have a microphone taped to his chest?

Because he doesn't have a shirt to clip it to.
Because the poser doesnt have a decent wireless headset.
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RE: Are You Being Persecuted?
November 29, 2013 at 6:33 pm
The persecution complex that is ingrained in Christians is perhaps the most obnoxious part of a very obnoxious religion.
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RE: Are You Being Persecuted?
November 29, 2013 at 7:19 pm
(November 29, 2013 at 6:33 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: The persecution complex that is ingrained in Christians is perhaps the most obnoxious part of a very obnoxious religion.
Tell me about it. One pastor I used to know would inject the 'persecution of the church' and 'enemies of the cross' crap into nearly every Sunday sermon. After that he'd leave the air-conditioned mega-church he pastors in his $1,500 suit, and get into his $80K Lexus and drive it to his $2million house (one of three that he owns) where he eats fine foods and sleeps on silk and down in secure comfort. Poor guy, and he's only being paid $210K a year for shepherding the flock.
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RE: Are You Being Persecuted?
November 29, 2013 at 10:01 pm
Sounds like he's fleecing the flock.

But the fuckheads deserve it.
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