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De-Motivational
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#741
RE: De-Motivational
February 18, 2014 at 4:51 am
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That says
"Politicians and diapers should be changed often
and for the same reason"
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RE: De-Motivational
February 18, 2014 at 7:19 am (This post was last modified: February 18, 2014 at 7:41 am by KichigaiNeko.)
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: De-Motivational
February 18, 2014 at 4:01 pm (This post was last modified: February 18, 2014 at 4:01 pm by Cyberman.)
Aw Kichi, I'm genuinely touched! Not as often as I'd like, obviously, but touched nonetheless.

(February 18, 2014 at 4:51 am)pocaracas Wrote: That says
"Politicians and diapers should be changed often
and for the same reason"

Much like the best thing to come out of Ronnie Raygun's mouth:

"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
February 18, 2014 at 4:31 pm
This one just seems to get funnier the longer you look:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
February 18, 2014 at 7:28 pm
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Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: De-Motivational
February 18, 2014 at 7:48 pm
Oh, I so have to do that!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
February 18, 2014 at 11:17 pm (This post was last modified: February 18, 2014 at 11:17 pm by Clueless Morgan.)
Start compiling your cat facts now!! Smile

It came from this site, BTW:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-best-...ong-number
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RE: De-Motivational
February 18, 2014 at 11:30 pm
My wife almost peed herself reading that.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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#749
RE: De-Motivational
February 20, 2014 at 1:37 am
This is so freaky (hint: sit back from your screen - also rapid shaking seems to work best, but then doesn't it always?):

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
February 20, 2014 at 9:34 am
(February 20, 2014 at 1:37 am)Stimbo Wrote: This is so freaky (hint: sit back from your screen - also rapid shaking seems to work best, but then doesn't it always?):

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All you have to do is turn your screen back.
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