Me and the wife last week.

(March 17, 2014 at 9:23 pm)futilethewinds Wrote:

(March 17, 2014 at 9:18 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Well, when I get my cell phone if any one wants pics of me nude just give me your email address!

Fuck that, post it on the Area 69 member pic thread!

Join area 69?! I'll never look at you all the same again...

(March 18, 2014 at 6:21 pm)Yahweh Wrote:

(March 18, 2014 at 6:18 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: What's the app?

"Sleep Cycle" I downloaded mines from a 3rd party app store to try it out before I bought it. If you just don't wanna buy it you'll need a jailbroken phone.

I've tried that app--way cool!

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(March 19, 2014 at 12:08 pm)KUSA Wrote: Me and the wife last week.

Nice pic! You both look very happy!

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(March 17, 2014 at 9:58 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: This is him just now! He's my boo-bear.

o'lawd, how do you get anything done with him around? Too cute!!!

(March 19, 2014 at 6:06 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: o'lawd, how do you get anything done with him around?

I don't I just got home from the gym and he is laying on me even though I just wanted to sit for two minutes before taking a shower.

(March 17, 2014 at 10:52 pm)Shell B Wrote: Aw, you can see the Dyson Tiberius bought me for Christmas.

Ha, well played Tibs. Well played.

(March 17, 2014 at 9:30 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I had that moment at Trader Joe's on Sunday. Heavily preggers woman with a girl and a boy within a couple years of each other and she's hauling a shopping cart and a HUGE stroller and couldn't figure out what the fuck she was doing...and her husband was even there to help. I can't take it. It takes SOOOOO long to do anything when a kid is with you. It takes a long time when they're just AROUND you.

No thanks. Not for me.

Made me think of this story:

A very loud, grossly over-weight, and very unattractive woman walked into Walmart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning, and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no! They ain't no twins! Oldest one's nine, and the fat one's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

In a very pleasant tone, the greeter responded, "I'm neither blind nor stupid. I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice."

Wal-Mart is a good indicator of how not-picky the human race is when it comes to fucking.

(March 19, 2014 at 7:14 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Wal-Mart is a good indicator of how not-picky the human race is when it comes to fucking.

lol, so true.

(March 19, 2014 at 7:14 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Wal-Mart is a good indicator of how not-picky the human race is when it comes to fucking.

lmao! that's sig-worthy.

I haven't set forth in a Walmart in a looonngggg time. Place looks like an after-party from the Jerry Springer show.

Seriously, I was going through a really depressed phase some years ago. I was having trouble with a sputtering relationship that was off-again-on-again and during the off-times I felt like no one did or ever would want me. At least, no one attainable. And I walked into wal-mart late one night to get some grocery shopping done and goddamn if there wasn't the fugliest couple I've ever seen hanging out in the frozen food section being all lovey-dovey.

Don't get me wrong - I think personality can cover a multitude of physical sins. But at least one of them stank of so much B.O. that it over powered the mitigating effects cold has on the nostrils. Basically, the freezers couldn't cover it, even at a distance.

I remember thinking, jesus, I bathe, I have all my shots, I rate at least a five, and I can't find someone...but they can?

Ugh. Someone told me it was because I was being "too picky" but I draw the line at B.O. for companionship.