I don't have a penis but if I did.... I probably wouldn't put it on the internet.

The size of it would probably bring down every known server on Earth.

(March 26, 2014 at 4:42 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote:

(March 26, 2014 at 4:39 pm)No_God Wrote: Losty has seen so much internet penis. It's really extraordinary.

And here thought I was special... now I know she has other bottom bitches :'(

No you're my only-est bottom
I prefer to be the bottom, but for you only I make an exception

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(March 26, 2014 at 4:43 pm)No_God Wrote: I don't have a penis but if I did.... I probably wouldn't put it on the internet.

I can be convincing

(March 26, 2014 at 4:42 pm)Losty Wrote:

(March 26, 2014 at 4:37 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote: Mines still the biggest right? The only one you've seen that needs a leash

Absolute biggest I have ever seen....well there was this one time...at a farm but that's another story for another time lmao

Nope nope nope doesn't count

Hey Ryan and welcome to AF! Hopefully you'll enjoy your stay here! ^_^

(March 26, 2014 at 4:43 pm)No_God Wrote: I don't have a penis but if I did.... I probably wouldn't put it on the internet.

The size of it would probably bring down every known server on Earth.

By my uncanning deductive abilities, I must assume you have vagina?
If so...
How you doin' guuuuurl?

(March 26, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote:

(March 26, 2014 at 4:42 pm)Losty Wrote: Absolute biggest I have ever seen....well there was this one time...at a farm but that's another story for another time lmao

Nope nope nope doesn't count

The hell it doesn't. What do you have against an old farmhand like me?

(March 26, 2014 at 4:43 pm)Losty Wrote:

(March 26, 2014 at 4:42 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote: And here thought I was special... now I know she has other bottom bitches :'(

No you're my only-est bottom
I prefer to be the bottom, but for you only I make an exception

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(March 26, 2014 at 4:43 pm)No_God Wrote: I don't have a penis but if I did.... I probably wouldn't put it on the internet.

I can be convincing

Hey now, I distinctly remember you asking for that! I said I would be top but noooooo >: (

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(March 26, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Hey Ryan and welcome to AF! Hopefully you'll enjoy your stay here! ^_^

Thanks

(March 26, 2014 at 4:46 pm)Cato Wrote:

(March 26, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote: Nope nope nope doesn't count

The hell it doesn't. What do you have against an old farmhand like me?

She ain't talkin'bout no farm hand bro

(March 26, 2014 at 4:46 pm)Cato Wrote:

(March 26, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote: Nope nope nope doesn't count

The hell it doesn't. What do you have against an old farmhand like me?

If you want to be in the running for biggest cock you gotta send the pictures. Those are the rules

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(March 26, 2014 at 4:47 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote:

(March 26, 2014 at 4:43 pm)Losty Wrote: No you're my only-est bottom
I prefer to be the bottom, but for you only I make an exception

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I can be convincing

Hey now, I distinctly remember you asking for that! I said I would be top but noooooo >: (

I thought you wanted to bottom? Hell if you want to top, that sounds magnificent to me