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Hi, I'm Ryan
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RE: Hi, I'm Ryan
March 26, 2014 at 4:43 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2014 at 4:44 pm by No_God.)
I don't have a penis but if I did.... I probably wouldn't put it on the internet.

The size of it would probably bring down every known server on Earth.
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RE: Hi, I'm Ryan
March 26, 2014 at 4:43 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2014 at 4:44 pm by Losty.)
(March 26, 2014 at 4:42 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote:
(March 26, 2014 at 4:39 pm)No_God Wrote: Losty has seen so much internet penis. It's really extraordinary.

And here thought I was special... now I know she has other bottom bitches :'(
No you're my only-est bottom Smile
I prefer to be the bottom, but for you only I make an exception Wink
(March 26, 2014 at 4:43 pm)No_God Wrote: I don't have a penis but if I did.... I probably wouldn't put it on the internet.

I can be convincing Wink
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#23
RE: Hi, I'm Ryan
March 26, 2014 at 4:44 pm
(March 26, 2014 at 4:42 pm)Losty Wrote:
(March 26, 2014 at 4:37 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote: Mines still the biggest right? The only one you've seen that needs a leash Wink
Absolute biggest I have ever seen....well there was this one time...at a farm but that's another story for another time lmao

Nope nope nope doesn't count
Mother Mercy, take my hand; guide me through this forsaken land. Father Time, return what's mine; the innocence you stole from these eyes. 'Cause I just feel numb...
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RE: Hi, I'm Ryan
March 26, 2014 at 4:44 pm
Hey Ryan and welcome to AF! Hopefully you'll enjoy your stay here! ^_^
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Hi, I'm Ryan
March 26, 2014 at 4:46 pm
(March 26, 2014 at 4:43 pm)No_God Wrote: I don't have a penis but if I did.... I probably wouldn't put it on the internet.

The size of it would probably bring down every known server on Earth.

By my uncanning deductive abilities, I must assume you have vagina?
If so...
How you doin' guuuuurl? Wink
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RE: Hi, I'm Ryan
March 26, 2014 at 4:46 pm
(March 26, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote:
(March 26, 2014 at 4:42 pm)Losty Wrote: Absolute biggest I have ever seen....well there was this one time...at a farm but that's another story for another time lmao

Nope nope nope doesn't count

The hell it doesn't. What do you have against an old farmhand like me?
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RE: Hi, I'm Ryan
March 26, 2014 at 4:47 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2014 at 4:47 pm by Im_Ryan.)
(March 26, 2014 at 4:43 pm)Losty Wrote:
(March 26, 2014 at 4:42 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote: And here thought I was special... now I know she has other bottom bitches :'(
No you're my only-est bottom Smile
I prefer to be the bottom, but for you only I make an exception Wink
(March 26, 2014 at 4:43 pm)No_God Wrote: I don't have a penis but if I did.... I probably wouldn't put it on the internet.

I can be convincing Wink

Hey now, I distinctly remember you asking for that! I said I would be top but noooooo >: (
(March 26, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Hey Ryan and welcome to AF! Hopefully you'll enjoy your stay here! ^_^

Thanks Smile
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RE: Hi, I'm Ryan
March 26, 2014 at 4:47 pm
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RE: Hi, I'm Ryan
March 26, 2014 at 4:48 pm
(March 26, 2014 at 4:46 pm)Cato Wrote:
(March 26, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote: Nope nope nope doesn't count

The hell it doesn't. What do you have against an old farmhand like me?

She ain't talkin'bout no farm hand bro
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RE: Hi, I'm Ryan
March 26, 2014 at 4:49 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2014 at 4:51 pm by Losty.)
(March 26, 2014 at 4:46 pm)Cato Wrote:
(March 26, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote: Nope nope nope doesn't count

The hell it doesn't. What do you have against an old farmhand like me?

If you want to be in the running for biggest cock you gotta send the pictures. Those are the rules Big Grin
(March 26, 2014 at 4:47 pm)Im_Ryan Wrote:
(March 26, 2014 at 4:43 pm)Losty Wrote: No you're my only-est bottom Smile
I prefer to be the bottom, but for you only I make an exception Wink

I can be convincing Wink

Hey now, I distinctly remember you asking for that! I said I would be top but noooooo >: (
I thought you wanted to bottom? Hell if you want to top, that sounds magnificent to me Angel
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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