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What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
#21
RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
I'm gonna rob a liquor store, smoke crack in Beelzebub's name, and eat human flesh.

Doesn't everyone?


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#22
RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
Easter falls on 4/20 this year. I will be celebrating it accordingly.
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#23
RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
I relax and enjoy the fact that I don't have to work on Monday!
It's just a nice long weekend nothing more
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#24
RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
(April 5, 2014 at 10:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If you don't believe and celebrate that Jesus rose from the grave then what do you do on that day? Just curious. Thinking

Eat chocolate
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#25
RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
(April 5, 2014 at 10:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If you don't believe and celebrate that Jesus rose from the grave then what do you do on that day? Just curious. Thinking

Eat chocolate, enjoy the few days off from work with friends and family.

What's a Jesus?
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#26
RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
Oh, one year around easter, I saw a bunch of Easter crosses (I think they were chocolate) in Walmart, so um... I went down the aisle turning all of them upside down... teehee
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#27
RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
(April 5, 2014 at 10:25 pm)Heywood Wrote:
(April 5, 2014 at 10:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If you don't believe and celebrate that Jesus rose from the grave then what do you do on that day? Just curious. Thinking

I imagine Atheist do the same thing the Christian's do on Easter Sunday. Bite the heads off Chocolate bunnies.

lol...

(April 5, 2014 at 10:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Same thing I do every Sunday that I don't waste kissing your fucking god's ass. Sleep in, do some work around the house, play with the dogs.

You know...useful stuff.

I'm going to my Bible believing church to worship, you're welcome to come.
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#28
RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
(April 6, 2014 at 8:02 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I'm going to my Bible believing church to worship, you're welcome to come.

He said useful. Dodgy
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#29
RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
(April 6, 2014 at 8:02 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(April 5, 2014 at 10:25 pm)Heywood Wrote: I imagine Atheist do the same thing the Christian's do on Easter Sunday. Bite the heads off Chocolate bunnies.

lol...

(April 5, 2014 at 10:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Same thing I do every Sunday that I don't waste kissing your fucking god's ass. Sleep in, do some work around the house, play with the dogs.

You know...useful stuff.

I'm going to my Bible believing church to worship, you're welcome to come.

When he will cure all diseases on earth and give food to everyone who needs it he might get A DROP of my respect. Until then NOTHING.
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#30
RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
(April 6, 2014 at 8:02 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(April 5, 2014 at 10:25 pm)Heywood Wrote: I imagine Atheist do the same thing the Christian's do on Easter Sunday. Bite the heads off Chocolate bunnies.

lol...

(April 5, 2014 at 10:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Same thing I do every Sunday that I don't waste kissing your fucking god's ass. Sleep in, do some work around the house, play with the dogs.

You know...useful stuff.

I'm going to my Bible believing church to worship, you're welcome to come.

But y'all are going to have chocolate bunnies and bbq afterwards, right?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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