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Boris Johnson could become the president of America
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Boris Johnson could become the president of America
May 12, 2014 at 1:22 pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine...r-27371673

Seems he was born in New York.



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RE: Boris Johnson could become the president of America
May 12, 2014 at 1:25 pm
The haircut alone would stop me from voting for him.
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RE: Boris Johnson could become the president of America
May 12, 2014 at 1:42 pm
[quote] Boris Johnson could become the president of America [\quote]

No, he can't. The reasons are:

1. His name is Boris.

2. His hair

3. He managed to get hoisted (literally) by his own petard during the olympic games in London while comically holding up two little Union jacks.
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RE: Boris Johnson could become the president of America
May 12, 2014 at 1:59 pm
We already have a Gary Busey.
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RE: Boris Johnson could become the president of America
May 12, 2014 at 2:38 pm
I'll vote for him if he promises to make Rob Ford Sectretary of Health and Human Services.
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RE: Boris Johnson could become the president of America
May 12, 2014 at 2:47 pm (This post was last modified: May 12, 2014 at 2:47 pm by Cyberman.)
If you want BoJo, you can have him. I'll personally pay his airfare. There has to be a clause in the contract though to allow him to guest on Have I Got News For You once in a while.
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RE: Boris Johnson could become the president of America
May 12, 2014 at 3:10 pm
(May 12, 2014 at 1:59 pm)Faith No More Wrote: We already have a Gary Busey.

Better idea - a Busey / Boris ticket! That'd be a train wreck to watch.
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RE: Boris Johnson could become the president of America
May 12, 2014 at 3:12 pm
(May 12, 2014 at 3:10 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Better idea - a Busey / Boris ticket! That'd be a train wreck to watch.

It couldn't be any more of a train wreck than the last Republican primary.
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RE: Boris Johnson could become the president of America
May 12, 2014 at 3:55 pm
Of course, according to the Constitution, he'd have to live in America for 14 years before he could be president.

No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
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